January 15, 2010

Flashy Larry missing

MISSOURI — Aside from being shaped like a giant anal wart, Missouri has its fair share of interesting sights to see, for example, 55-year-old Larry D. Booker — he enjoys slathering up his body with oil (baby oil or corn oil, it doesn’t matter) and exposing himself to people.

After being arrested more than once for helicoptering his cock in plain view of nearby day care centers, police are searching for Larry Booker because he failed to show up for a probation violation hearing yesterday. Booker’s probation officer reported that he did not register as a sex offender or enter a court-ordered treatment program.

In prior arrests, Booker told police he was covered in oil because his skin was dry.

This just goes to show how many different unique sexual fetishes that exist: Some dudes expose themselves to unsuspecting women, while others enjoy flashing children. Larry Booker prefers to flash women while they pick up their children from day care — and he likes his body to glisten with slippery oil while he does it.

If Ashy Larry from Chappelle’s Show and the greased-up deaf guy from Family Guy fell in love and had sex, their miracle child would be Flashy Larry, aka Larry Booker.

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  1. I live in St Louis. Don’t you know this is a Midwest trend? I prefer olive oil, most prefer corn oil.

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    Comment by The Beautiful Kind — January 16, 2010 @ 8:41 am

  2. He just wanted to go from “ashy to classy”.

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    Comment by Maxscene — January 19, 2010 @ 6:14 am

  3. Larry Booker + Oil = Slippery Turd.

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    Comment by scarpo — January 19, 2010 @ 8:45 am

  4. Mmmmmm, black oily skin <3

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    Comment by Lucy — January 23, 2010 @ 11:38 am

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