Octomom masters Photoshop
posted on January 19th, 2010 by Dustin at 7:25 pm (EST) with 12 Comments
The image of “Octomom” Nadya Suleman’s pregnant gut will haunt me for three lifetimes.
Babies aren’t supposed to be crammed in there like that. The skin on her stomach looks identical to a male’s scrotum skin when it’s been pulled tight around a testicle.
After disappearing from the media spotlight for quite some time, Suleman has reemerged on the internet with some surprisingly-decent bikini photos. Decent to the untrained eye.
If you didn’t know the woman in these pictures was Octomom, you’d probably think to yourself, “Damn, look at those titties. I could spill some semen in her vagina, for sure.” Guess what? So could twelve other guys and a horse at the same time.
I hold master’s degrees in graphic design and dermatology — those pictures above are more heavily Photoshopped than the pictures of your dick you send to girls on Myspace.
The same people that did the special effects in Lord of the Rings also edited these pictures.
This is what Nadya Suleman’s photos looked like before they were airbrushed:
Some of you would probably still tap that. Not everyone can have sex without paying for it or settling for the first moist hole they find that doesn’t have a centipede living in it.
Do people even exercise anymore, or do they just improve their Photoshop skills when they want to lose weight? “I look hot in this picture after blending my three chins together.”
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Comment from Ashley
Time January 19, 2010 at 9:28 pm
wtf. shes spending money on tummy tucks when she has 14 kids to take care of.
Comment from Ashley
Time January 19, 2010 at 9:32 pm
oh so i read she says its natural and not a tummy tuck. yeah right, her belly button wouldnt look like that even after your first kid (trust me on this). she hated kate gosselin for getting a tummy tuck but the bitch goes and gets one. hypocrite.
Comment from Dana
Time January 20, 2010 at 1:23 am
stretchmarks are for life
and isn’t this bitch supposed to be pregnant again?
Comment from Sandra
Time January 20, 2010 at 1:34 am
Boy i’ve seen some messed up stuff, but this takes the cake! You better watch out I heard she was after you! lol
Comment from The Beautiful Kind
Time January 20, 2010 at 8:16 am
People shouldn’t have litters. But man the body is capable of some incredible things, photoshop or not!
Comment from Stuart
Time January 20, 2010 at 3:41 pm
I feel like if I tried to fuck her I’d just fall in. But then maybe it would turn out like Alice in Wonderland and it would be all trippy and shit. It might be worth it
Comment from Rauchell
Time January 21, 2010 at 11:30 pm
shes had a tummy tuck, you can tell by her belly button.. on dramatic tummy tucks like she would’ve had they actually take so much away they reshape and make you a new belly button.. iwin.
Comment from Cheerios in gravy!
Time January 22, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Hmm hmm hmm… Oh wow! She looks grea… Oh my god. BLAAAAGH!! BLURRGH!! OH MY GOD!! SHE’S HAD SO MANY CHILDREN!! OHMIGO– BLAAAAAAH!! Retch retch.
Comment from Lucy
Time January 23, 2010 at 11:37 am
I hate this woman so much
Comment from uugh
Time January 24, 2010 at 12:52 am
i dont see how this is funny to be honest.. she gave birth to children.. and wanted to fix what she thought was embarrassing. who cares? theres better news out there than this that could have been posted.. sigh.. i mean.. this isnt even news really.. because surgeries like this are so common anyway.. most of the things posted on here are hilarious.. im disappointed.
Comment from Sepharo
Time January 24, 2010 at 10:41 pm
I brought you a link:
Comment from t0ny.b0y!
Time January 19, 2010 at 8:39 pm
“I look hot in this picture after blending my three chins together.” – classic