Marriage isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. You could be happily married for over a decade, then one day, your wife confesses that she sucked the penis of a teenage boy.
MICHIGAN — 32-year-old Norma Lira has three children with her husband. When her teenage daughter brought a male friend home one day last year, Norma was attracted to the new young man. “I’m gonna end up blowing that kid,” she thought. So she did.
Admit it: Slap some real eyebrows on her and you’d tap it.
Norma tried to hide the secret from her husband, but most women are emotional wrecks and it’s easy to read them. Her husband knew something was wrong, and (hopefully) beat a confession out of her. Afterward, he called the police and reported her crimes.
As of yesterday, Norma was being held at Oakland County Jail on a $50,000 bond, “after she turned herself in following a month-long investigation.” Her arraignment was set for today, but no updates have been posted.
Fun Fact: If you rearrange Norma Lira’s name, you get Roman Lair.
There should be a prison built specifically for MILFs like this. The MILF prison would have special cameras installed in the showers and toilets. The inmates would be forced to maintain their “hotness” through rigorous diet and exercise — and they would have to be naked all the time. They would also be forced to MILF Fight.
In a MILF Fight, I would pit Norma Lira against Michelle Kemp, a 30-year-old MILF from Florida who was charged last year with having sex with a teenager and giving him drugs.
Michelle Kemp, lookin’ good in stripes. My boner says, “hi.”
I’m shocked there isn’t MILF prison in existence already, especially in this day and age when all good ideas are taken. I nominate myself to be the warden of this facility if it ever gets built. I also forgot to mention all the MILFs have to share one bed — with me.
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Posted by Dustin @ 5:06 pm |
I am being a bitch right now.
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Comment by The Beautiful Kind — February 4, 2010 @ 5:22 pm
that kid looks like Aaron Carter.
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Comment by Shena — February 4, 2010 @ 6:49 pm
It IS Aaron Carter haha. You should be ashamed.
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Comment by Dustin — February 4, 2010 @ 10:58 pm
Hey SidecarPussy!!! Are you gonna change this comment as well? C’mon you know you want to!!! Just Do it and get it over with.
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Comment by Beast — February 5, 2010 @ 2:45 am
hahaha,Oh silly, silly me.
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Comment by Shena — February 5, 2010 @ 10:41 am
woahh i missed something.. whats with beast yelling at dustin..
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Comment by Thomas — February 5, 2010 @ 5:51 pm
Thomas- You wouldn’t know what is going on because your boy Dustin is hiding it from you. He is changing comments on his blog so they reflect what he wants them to say. He did that with TBK’s comment above twice. There is a douchebag around every corner……
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Comment by Beast — February 6, 2010 @ 9:56 am
sweet… maybe him and tbk can have like.. a blog war…
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Comment by Thomas — February 6, 2010 @ 4:24 pm
Interesting concept but Slut vs. Douchebag is no contest. Slut prevails every time. I suppose he is not going to stick his little head out here, so you all have fun!!!
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Comment by Beast — February 6, 2010 @ 4:42 pm
I changed one comment twice to reflect TBK’s true feelings about me. In her original comment, she called me an immature version of Maddox — which I guess is somewhat of a compliment.
I told TBK that I changed her comment and didn’t appreciate her dissing my post and calling it tacky, and that’s when her vagina exploded and she began an e-war with me.
I can only assume this “Beast” person is TBK’s husband or some other pathetic loyal follower (same thing really), and this person is now obsessing over trying to make me look bad because I angered his woman. If I’m correct, then wow. And LOL.
I have had some run-ins with some seriously crazy bitches in my life, but haven’t had one try to start shit with me online in a long time — or take it to the next level, for that matter. I can comfortably say that I’m glad I’m not her husband because it would take years of physical abuse to set that bitch straight.
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Comment by Dustin — February 6, 2010 @ 4:56 pm
HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I knew I would get you to come out. That comment confirms that you truly are a douchebag!!! Thanks for playin’ pussy!!!
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Comment by Beast — February 6, 2010 @ 6:45 pm
‘Cause multiple exclamation points are cool, right?
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Comment by Ele — February 6, 2010 @ 8:29 pm
wait wait wait. we need to take odds. can we have like a formal comment war? like on both of there websites? and Personally im not taking sides but.. CAN YOU REALLY CHANGE COMMENTS? and isn’t that kind of..you know.. censorship.. what is this russia?
Lesbian love nipples.
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Comment by Thomas — February 6, 2010 @ 11:15 pm
Thomas, of course I can censor comments
Look at your last comment again <3
I've had to remove a handful of racist or spam comments from time to time.
Beast's next trick will probably be posting hate comments under multiple names like he has an army of Sidecarsally haters. But it's just him in his basement, jacking off to his own "cleverness."
Now that I think about it, we have a lot in common. It's sad that he chose hoes before bros.
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Comment by Dustin — February 7, 2010 @ 12:52 am
I propose a question to you, slightly irrelevant to your article, but I want your input.
If you force sex on a hooker, is it rape, or just shoplifting?
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Comment by Matsu — February 7, 2010 @ 1:47 am
Dustin, I love you
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Comment by Lucy — February 7, 2010 @ 1:10 pm
Sweet. Umm it should be lesbians not lesbian
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Comment by Thomas — February 7, 2010 @ 7:58 pm
First off great article…
second off… fuck anyone who isnt down for Dustin… well considering the subject of this article let us change that phrase…
to hell with anyone who isnt on the same side as Dustin…
Dustin has been a Kool Kat since I first met him abouta year and a half ago. His articles make me laugh my ass off, while informing me of important world events. Anytime I am feeling depressed his stories can cheer me up and that is a lot cheaper than beer… Thank you Dustin for helping me not become an alcoholic
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Comment by Evol Eric — February 8, 2010 @ 1:20 pm
Dustin writes great comedic relief, even if his grammar isnt that great. FIX MY GOD DAMN COMMENT IT SHOULD BE LESBIANS WITH AN S! and Tbk writes a great blog herself, albeit more sex themed. I’m not picking sides but tbk seems to be in the wrong but Dustin.. censorship is a sorta breach of free speech. don’t change this mmkay?
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Comment by Thomas — February 8, 2010 @ 3:19 pm
No Thomas. It’s lesbian love nipples. Lesbians do love nipples, yes — but in this case I actually meant “lesbian love nipples.”
As for me censoring ONE looney bitch’s comment, the world would be a better place if you could just let it go man. TBK won’t be reading this site anymore (hopefully) so just forget it ever happened.
As for not choosing a side though, I’m very offended by that. What the fuck, dude? Not only is Sidecarsally CLEARLY better than the sexual rantings of some 40+ woman., but BROS B4 HOES, remember?
You’ve gotta re-earn your manliness now, Thomas.
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Comment by Dustin — February 8, 2010 @ 10:41 pm
Dustin as long as florida exists the world can’t be a better place…
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Comment by Thomas — February 9, 2010 @ 2:06 pm
Chicks before Dicks! ;p
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Comment by kittycat — February 10, 2010 @ 2:52 am