That’s what friends are for
posted on May 6th, 2010 by Dustin at 3:02 pm (EST) with 8 Comments
Remember that time you got blackout drunk on your birthday and someone put their balls on your forehead and took a video of it? I do. I remember it quite vividly because those were my balls. That video had 2 million views before YouTube removed it too. I know you hate me for that, but it could’ve been worse — at least I didn’t shove an eel up your ass.
CHINA — A 59-year-old Chinese man died 10 days after his friends shoved a 20-inch Asian swamp eel up his asshole while he was drunk. The eel suffocated inside the man’s body, but chewed through his guts and caused extensive damage.
“I don’t know which one to choose for the prank, guys. They all look so good.”
I can’t really think of a way to make this more shocking or tragically humorous than it already is. At least we all know for sure now that it’s not a good idea to stuff a live eel up your rectum — not if it’s as long as your arm. Baby eels are probably OK though.
Bonus: This video perfectly explains what it feels like to have an eel inside your body.
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Tags: Death, Eels, Fail, Pranks, The Mighty Boosh, Tragedy —
Comments
Comment from Sandra
Time May 6, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Damn, I actually thought I felt that at one point!
YIKES
Comment from Don V
Time May 6, 2010 at 3:34 pm
This seems to indicate he died rather immediately.
http://i40.tinypic.com/5pes1i.png
But that’s all I got….
Comment from Dustin
Time May 6, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Hey Don, it’s sad to say but, Sidecarsally is more factual in its stories than the piece of shit Sun.
Here’s one of my sources:
http://www.newser.com/story/87719/man-dies-after-friends-insert-eel-in-his-rectum.html
Comment from Trish
Time May 6, 2010 at 3:39 pm
The LEAST his friends could have done was shoved the eel in backwards.. none of that intestinal nomming that way.
At least they’ll know for next time.
Comment from Killerwit
Time May 7, 2010 at 2:06 am
Eels are the biggest anal freaks in the underwater kingdom! Shudder at their natural inclinations:
Comment from Don V
Time May 6, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Christ – I read that story last week – but I had no idea the poor bastard actually lived for 10 days.
What get’s into some people? Oh, wait….