Freak lady has kids
posted on May 18th, 2010 by Dustin at 3:28 pm (EST) with 10 Comments
I just did a Google image search for “quadruplets” expecting to find pictures of sexy quadruplet centerfolds engaged in various incestuous acts, but I only got pictures of newborn infants. Before refining my search to “quadruplets fuck,” I found this image:
This woman not only beat the 1:729,000 odds of having quadruplets, but it appears that she did it all completely without any physical body below her armpits. How did this woman carry four fetuses to full term in that tiny chest cavity without it complicating her normal heart and lung activity? The marvels of modern medicine continue to amaze me!
The third baby over (with his eyes closed) looks like he is holding a microphone up to his mouth and busting some nursery rhymes. Are babies born to mothers with no lower-half destined to become musicians? Judging from the photo above, at least 1/4 of them are.
Other questions to ponder while looking at this picture include:
- How did the woman even get pregnant if she doesn’t have a vagina?
- Did a man have sex with her, or did she just splash some sperm on herself down there?
- Why is one of her biceps so much thicker than the other?
- Was this article really worth the 2 minutes it took to read it?
10 Comments - Leave One!
Tags: babies, Children, Freak, Quadruplets —
Comments
Comment from I Am Chronadian
Time May 18, 2010 at 4:03 pm
bullshit this is def not how it looks she is laying on the carpet flat on her stomach and you cant see her legs from the angle of the pic!
Comment from ashley
Time May 18, 2010 at 7:43 pm
hmm i cant find anything on this ! r u fuckin with us dustin?
Comment from Sandra
Time May 18, 2010 at 8:10 pm
I agree…..100% totally impossible!
Comment from Killerwit
Time May 19, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Surely you other commenters didn’t take this article seriously, right? If so, Dustin, change the name of this blog to sidetardsally.com ASAP. Also, fuck y’all for not commenting on my articles. At least tell me how much I suck cock, you bastards.
Comment from Shraw
Time May 23, 2010 at 9:54 pm
This is so scientifically impo- oh wait… I’m not a retard..
Comment from Robert
Time October 2, 2010 at 7:51 am
Totaly impossible. Nada, zero, zilch, NOTHING!
This is so easy to figure out that I am not going to explain it.
Comment from LeMor
Time July 4, 2011 at 8:12 am
God is wonderful,such a nice beautiful gifts.I pray that God give me same quadruplets in Jesus name.Amen
Comment from Dana
Time May 18, 2010 at 3:34 pm
what! i wanna know how… you need to do an update on this story with more details asap!!!