CALIFORNIA — Mixed martial artist Jarrod Wyatt, 26, is facing murder and torture charges after brutally murdering his friend during a bad mushroom trip. Wyatt allegedly drank some magic mushroom tea and went temporarily insane, gouging his friends eyes out and ripping his beating heart from his chest while he was still alive!

A witness called police after seeing Wyatt naked and covered in blood, standing over the mutilated body of the victim. According to the death certificate, the victim, 21-year-old Taylor Powell, died from loss of blood. Supposedly, that is a really bad way to die.

Remember that scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom when that voodoo priest ripped that guy’s heart out while he was screaming? Jarrod Wyatt actually did that.

This may seem shocking and heinous, but it doesn’t surprise me at all. Most people just giggle for hours when they are tripping on shrooms, but not MMA fighters — they kill shit.

During an intense shroom trip, sometimes you forget that you are tripping and believe that the naked man holding a sword is real. Most people hide from the naked man with the sword until they forget about him, but MMA fighters aren’t afraid of anything (except gays).

In Wyatt’s case, he hallucinated that his friend was a threat and attacked him. This isn’t the first time someone has eaten too many mushrooms and committed murder (or suicide) while having extreme hallucinations, but the same shit happens with alcohol (minus the heart-ripping) ALL THE TIME, so let’s not demonize the mushrooms.

Jarrod Wyatt’s fighting career was in its early stages, and he had won his first professional fight in October. And from the looks of him, he also cuts his own hair while on shrooms.

Wyatt has pleaded not guilty to the charges, but will probably not be given any mercy due to the brutality of his crimes. This ALMOST made me not wanna eat shrooms again.

Despite the grimness of this article, I’d actually like to encourage people to experiment with psilocybin (magic mushrooms). I’ve witnessed many wondrous things on mushrooms. You can find them in most fields where cow shit grows — just don’t get shot by the farmer.

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