On Wednesday, Gary Coleman suffered a brain hemorrhage in his Utah home. It progressively worsened over the next two days until he was unconscious and then placed on life support. Doctors (or Gary’s wife) decided to pull the plug on Coleman this morning.

Rest in peace, handsome little ebony prince. You will always be remembered!

No official details have been released about who pulled the plug on Gary — but unless I’m mistaken (which has NEVER happened), his wife had the final say.

Let’s look at some interesting facts about Shannon Price (Coleman’s wife):

1) Shannon Price, not Coleman. She never took his last name. Hmmm…
2) The couple appeared on Divorce Court in 2008, but never got divorced. Hmmm…
3) Price accused Coleman of domestic violence in January, and he was arrested. Hmmm…
4) Before Price met Coleman, she was a struggling actress looking for fame. Hmmm…
5) Price took Coleman’s virginity. Ewww…

Even if Gary’s condition was hopeless and taking him off life support was the best option, Shannon Price got some kind of satisfaction from it because she was obviously just out to make a name for herself and steal Gary Coleman’s sweet virginity.

She didn’t even give Coleman’s biggest fan a chance to visit him in the hospital and kiss his innocent chocolate brow before he departed for the spirit world.

If I’m completely wrong and Price really did love Coleman, then they will be reunited in the kingdom of heaven when she dies, and Gary will ride her all over green pastures.