Today, I spent three hours searching the web for videos of old people fighting. There is a serious lack of documented fights between the elderly. If you ever get to witness one, cherish it, but PLEASE try to record it as well. Be a responsible witness.

The title of this sharticle says it all. I now present you with the top 5 old people fights on YouTube. If you can find better ones, post the links in the comment section below!

#5 This video shows an old woman arguing with a drunk old man outside in what I’m guessing is England. The woman has an outstanding arsenal of vulgarity. If you listen closely, the old man is accusing her of having sex with black men.

#4 While I wouldn’t consider these women elderly, they are still in their 40s or 50s — and until I turn 30, that’s still considered “old” to me. The best part of this video is when one woman kicks the other woman’s shopping bag and everything flies out of it.

#3 The man in this video doesn’t take shit from anyone. When he tells a woman outside church that she’s “suspended” for something, she slaps him. With cat-like reflexes, he strikes back with a knuckle sandwich right to the face. Punch first, ask questions later.

#2 This fight is the real deal… only it’s over before it really begins. As both men throw a single punch at each other, the aggressor steps forward for more, but loses balance and takes a hard fall on his shoulder and face. Someone take Grandpa back inside and change his diaper.

#1 I could watch this all fucking day. This is the real reason handbags were invented.