PENNSYLVANIA — 32-year-old Michael Stankus of Philly was arrested this weekend for using a hidden camera to look up young girls’ skirts at the mall.

A mall security guard noticed Stankus was maneuvering his GAP shopping bag between the legs of unsuspecting girls. When the guard looked inside the bag, he saw a camera held in place with duct tape and cardboard peeking out of a hole in the side.

Rather than coming up with a clever excuse like “I didn’t know that camera was in there,” Stankus admitted his guilt immediately and was arrested and charged with invasion of privacy. Ironically, invasion of privacy isn’t a felony and doesn’t sound nearly as bad what he was actually doing, which is about one step away from actual rape.

Being an upskirt peeping tom hardly seems worth the risk because 90% of girls wear panties anyway. I can just type “upskirt” into Google and get years worth of upskirts in 3 seconds. That is far more efficient than following a group of 14-year-old sluts around Hot Topic all day and having to listen to them talk about Justin Bieber.

But, I guess you don’t get that genuine “perverted thrill” when you’re on the internet.

You can be as clever as you want at hiding a camera, but you’re still going to look conspicuous if you’re a grown man following young girls around and swinging things under their skirts. That’s why hidden toilet cams are the best way to peek at some gash.

Just make sure you have a toilet camera disclaimer to avoid lawsuits.

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