This is a story about what happens when your 11-year-old daughter acts like a promiscuous asshole bitch on the Internet, and then gets what she deserves.

You probably don’t know Jessi Slaughter, but if you don’t like her, she’ll “pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie.” She also wants you to get AIDS and die.

Hailing from — you guessed it — Florida, Jessi Slaughter is a little foul-mouthed shitwipe that recently achieved Level 3 E-fame just by talking shit on webcam. A video of Jessi breaking several of the Rules of the Internet angered an army of anonymous nerds, so they made it their goal to see what would happen if they pushed her buttons.

This is the video that first gained Jessi the negative attention that she deserved:

After the video above went viral, Jessi’s Facebook and Myspace accounts were soon hacked by people that wanted her to pop a glock in her own mouth and make a brain slushie. Her street address was posted online, and she received unwanted pizza deliveries and packages in the mail. Thousands of obscene threats and cruel messages poured in.

Jessi realized that she had dug herself into a deep hole and people were shitting into it from above. She had a mental breakdown and allegedly couldn’t eat or sleep for days. Her dad found out what was happening after she innocently explained it to him like this: “Daddy, our computer got hacked and now everyone is being mean to me.”

“Not MY daughter,” thought her father. “I’m gonna report all this to the Cyber Police — they’ll backtrace the e-mails and find the punks responsible. And when they do, consequences will never be the same!“ Then he said all that on webcam:

This video is a dubstep remix because the original keeps geeting baleeted.

Aww, looks like someone is butthurt because they couldn’t handle the heat in the e-kitchen. Ironically, Jessi’s plead for peace got way more hits than her original brain slushie video, and she was promoted to Level 2 E-fame, right below the Double Rainbow guy. Now, far more people hate Jessi and it is likely that she will never live a normal life again unless she moves, changes her name, and becomes a man.

In an interview with Gawker.com, Jessi’s parents said they are afraid to go outside and claim their house is under 24-hour police surveillance after receiving a slew of death threats. But according to the sheriff’s department, the only thing they are investigating seriously is the allegation that Jessi has taken nude photos of herself — LOL, oops!

A girl like Jessi Slaughter is clearly the product of shitty parenting.

Instead of her parents accepting responsibility for their mistakes and then turning their heads into brain slushies, they blamed the good citizens of the Internet for bringing it to their attention. Jessi’s mother still doesn’t even know what a brain slushie is because she hasn’t seen her daughter’s videos. “I don’t even go on the computer,” she says.

Some of you may think it’s harsh to treat an 11-year-old like that, but just imagine how annoying she would be in five years if this never happened to her. God only knows how many more Youtube videos and brain slushies she would have made by then.

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