JERUSALEM — On Monday, a Jerusalem court convicted a man of rape after he lied about his religion to coax a Jewish woman into having consensual sex with him. The “victim” claimed she never would’ve had sex with the man if she knew that he was an Arab.

When Sabbar Kashur, 30, met his victim two years ago in downtown Jerusalem, he falsely introduced himself as a Jewish bachelor seeking a long-term relationship. It was necessary for him to lie when courting women in Jerusalem because the majority of them would rather fuck their own fathers or the family dog than an Arab.

Relationships between Arabs and Jews are rare because of their ongoing battles over the Holy Land. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, don’t bother researching it because it will only annoy you and further destroy your faith in humanity.

The chicks in Jerusalem must be as easy as they are in America because Kashur and his victim went to a nearby building and had consensual sex right after they met. However, when she later realized that he wasn’t a Jew, she filed a police report.

The judges sided with the victim, and before sentencing Kashur to 18 months in prison, they said this: “The court is obliged to protect the public interest from sophisticated, smooth-tongued criminals who can deceive innocent victims at an unbearable price – the sanctity of their bodies and souls… Otherwise, they will be used, manipulated and misled, while paying only a tolerable and symbolic price.”

How sophisticated and smooth-tongued of the court to label Sabbur Kashur a rapist, when the only thing he is guilty of is adapting to the struggles of living as a minority in a racist country. I wouldn’t worry too much about the sanctity of the body and soul of a woman whose only inhibition before fucking a guy is whether or not he’s Jewish.

That’s not rape — that’s just called “YOU GOT PLAYED, BITCH!” Now get over it.

I once banged a Japanese girl, but later found out that she was actually Japanese and Korean. When I realized that she lied to me, I didn’t scream rape. However, I did regret that I didn’t get to fuck her a few more times with the full knowledge of her ancestry.

People need to accept that they are going to have regrettable sex with people. I have banged lying psychos myself, and in turn, I have lied about being an astronaut to score with drunk women. The next morning, I’d crack a joke about not being a real astronaut but still having experience in exploring Uranus — then I’d steal a few dollars from her purse and take a bus home with dried-up period blood still caked on my face.

To know that I couldn’t do any of that in Jerusalem just makes me fuckin’ sick.

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