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Old ass gorilla dies


TORONTO — It is with great sadness that I report the passing of Samantha, the Toronto Zoo’s oldest gorilla. Samantha was euthanized this week after suffering two serious strokes. She leaves behind five offspring and her loving mate Charles the Silverback.

Gorillas age faster than humans. Their lifespan is only 30-50 years, and Samantha was only 37-years-old — still in the prime of her life. If she was a human woman, she would be about the same age as Samantha Jones from Sex and the City.

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Time August 17, 2010 at 10:29 pm

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Comment from Brian
Time August 18, 2010 at 1:40 pm

…and 10 times more attractive than Sarah Jessica Parker.

Comment from footlong
Time August 20, 2010 at 3:49 pm

who the fuck is Samantha Jones?

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