The last time I wrote about PCP on Sidecarsally, a man in Seattle got high on PCP, broke into a church, and squirted his AIDS-infected blood all over the place. That happened well over a year ago, so it’s about damn time somebody else made headlines after smoking PCP.

Earlier this week, police arrested a man in a Seattle park for having sex with his car.

Witness reports said the man was off-road driving his Chevy Celebrity through the park. After smashing into something, the suspect got out of his car and ran naked through the woods. He returned to his car shortly after, and was spotted trying to have sex with it.

Police said the suspect was high on PCP when he was arrested.

It is unknown whether or not he actually penetrated the vehicle. Also, reports did not comment on the sexual position used, but the car probably wasn’t on top.

There are no boundaries to the random insanity that occurs after smoking PCP. In this case, I think the suspect thought his Chevy celebrity was an actual celebrity.

Do you think your car would look fuckable on PCP? Comment below!

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