OREGON — Police tracked down and arrested 46-year-old Mark Siebenmorgen at his home last week for committing multiple crimes in a short time period.

Siebenmorgen began his crime spree by assaulting a man at a transit mall. He was later seen jumping on the hood of a parked car, with the terrified driver still inside. Less than an hour later, he threw rocks at a woman and injured her. And then he vanished.

The police eventually learned of Siebenmorgen’s whereabouts and arrested him on charges of criminal mischief, assault, and menacing. His mug shot is also very menacing.

I was disappointed when I read this man was arrested at his apartment. I had imagined him living in an abandoned subway tunnel, eating rats and runaway kids.

I envy crazies like Siebenmorgen — it must feel so liberating to express yourself like that.

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