FLORIDA — In an effort to attract more customers, the Nations Trucks dealership located outside Orlando is offering a FREE AK-47 assault rifle with the purchase of a truck.

Any customer that buys a truck from now until the end of the month will receive a $400 voucher to a local gun store which coincidentally sells AK-47s for that exact price.

The controversial promotion was inspired by Veteran’s Day, and is supposed to honor the 2nd amendment, but most people only care about the AK-47. Sales manager Nick Ginetta said the promotion has already attracted dozens of interested buyers.

All customers still have to complete the application process and get approved by the state before they can own a gun. Anyone without a criminal record can most likely get approved.

If someone buys a truck, but doesn’t want the free AK-47, the dealership will give them $400 cash instead of the voucher, and kick them in the vagina for not liking guns.

“I like the banana clip,” says Dorothy in a purely non-sexual tone.

Some veterans are speaking poorly of the promotion. “An AK-47 is a very dangerous weapon,” veteran Phillip Adams said. “They should give customers a free flag and pole to put in their yard. That would be a lot more supportive for our country and our veterans.”

Phillip Adams is wrong though. Flags won’t support anything when the Communists and their allies invade our land by the millions. I’d rather be waving an AK-47 in the air then.

Go get a truck from Nations Trucks and take advantage of that free gun while supplies last! If the Commies never come, you could at least shoot the shit out of some deer with it.

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