IDAHO — 37-year-old Kristina B. Ross was arrested and jailed this week on accusations that she practiced unlicensed medicine on at least two women. According to police, Ross pretended to be a licensed plastic surgeon and performed breast exams on the victims.

Using the fake name Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna, Ross arranged appointments with women at their homes, and even diagnosed them with medical issues. The local medical center alerted the police after more than one woman called there looking for the phony surgeon.

Ross was exposed as a fraud and arrested for her crimes. If convicted, she faces up to 10 years in prison and $20,000 in fines. BUT WAIT, IT GETS BETTER.

Kristina Ross was hiding more than her real name — she was also hiding a PENIS!

According to state records, Ross is transgender and served 3 years at a maximum security prison for men in 2003. Her gender is listed as “mtf,” or “male-to-female.”

The unlikely explanation for everything is that Ross is a normal transgender woman with a playful imagination and desire to help examine women for breast cancer. However, I’m far more inclined to believe that Ross still has a pair of testicles between her legs, and they are actively pumping immoral thoughts into her head like a normal healthy male.

You can get away with anything if you have a white lab coat, or a gun.

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