INDIANA — Police have charged a man with corpse abuse and possession of marijuana after he admitted to having sex with a woman that he “didn’t know” was dead.

Last weekend, 55-year-old Richard Sanden was having sex with a woman that he had known for a few months. They were getting it on at her apartment in the dumpy little town of Washington. Sanden was from Ohio though — his town was 8 hours away. He drove all that way for some pussy.

Things were just starting to get freaky, but then — all of a sudden — Sanden looked down and noticed that his sexual partner was DEAD. He finished quickly, then called an ambulance and began CPR.

Police were also dispatched to the dead woman’s apartment. After questioning Sanden, they concluded that he was fully aware that the woman was a corpse, even before having sex with her. He was arrested and is currently being held in the county jail on $500,000 bond.

The cause of the woman’s death is still being investigated, but as long as police don’t link Sanden to her murder, he’ll only have to serve time for the victimless crimes of corpse loving and drug possession.

A corpse can’t be considered a victim any more than a wooden chair could be.

The news report mentioned nothing else about marijuana, other than Sanden being charged with possession. I hope people don’t read this and think that smoking weed gives people the urge to fuck corpses. I could imagine a person high on PCP digging up a coffin and raping the occupant though.

Even sober people have sex with dead people. Why else would a person work at a morgue?

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