OHIO — An attorney and coffee shop founder is facing indecency charges after allegedly exposing himself to two 19-year-old males, but according to him, it was all just a misunderstanding.

52-year-old Thomas Walkley founded Cafe 4111 and also operates a law office. He bills his cafe — located across the street from an elementary school — as a “Christian outreach center for at-risk teens.”

Sometimes, troubled teens come to Walkley and receive “mentoring.” The most recent teens to be mentored said that Walkley’s program involved him confessing private details of his own life and then exposing his penis to them. According to Walkley, pulling out his dong was all part of the program.

“There are two sides to the story,” Walkley said. “I would ask that no one rush to judgment before hearing the other side. Radical times call for radical measures. We’re not afraid to do what it takes.”

He said his motivation for brandishing his boner was educational — not sexual.

You read that correctly. Thomas Walkley, an attorney, has created a breakthrough mentoring program for troubled teenage males and admitted that it involves dropping his trousers. And to recap, here’s how it works: Take young, nervous boys into a room and scare the daylights out of them by flashing your shriveled pecker. Then just ____________________________ and everything will be fine.

I can’t imagine a single thing on this universe short of a million dollars in cash that would fill in that blank and also make those kids feel better about unexpectedly seeing Walkley’s junk.

”There is more to the story that I would like to tell,” Walkley said during an interview. “But I’ve been advised [by an attorney] not to.” Probably because the rest of the story is too graphic.

Walkley’s Christian cafe therapy seems reminiscent of the techniques that Catholic priests have been practicing on children for decades. Fortunately for Walkley, his victims were legal adults, so the charges are not very serious. But until he divulges the final details of his “mentoring program,” he’ll always be thought of as an Eric Roberts look-alike that shows his cock to young boys.

It’s not 100% match, but their penises probably look identical to each other.

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