MINNESOTA — Stacey Champion, the woman who tried to mail a puppy across the country in a sealed box, is in the news again for something equally as stupid — she wants the puppy back.

As I predicted, many people have offered to adopt “Guess,” the 4-month-old poodle-Schnauzer mix. Unfortunately, the dog will remain in the city’s custody until its fate has been decided at an administrative hearing on Monday where Champion will plead for the animal to be returned to her.

If that happens, America will revolt and Minneapolis will burn. Or people will just complain on the web.

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