I keep seeing an ad on Facebook that appears to show a military jet pulling a person on water skis.

I clicked on the ad because I definitely wanted to try that shit, but I was taken to a website that didn’t promote fighter jet-propelled water skiing at all. It was a website that offered coupons to local spots.

I was so chapfallen that I didn’t even know chapfallen was a real emotion until I felt that way.

After writing a death threat to the clever jerk in charge of the website’s advertising, I calmed down and came to the realization that fighter jet-propelled water skiing is a little too risky for me anyway.