FLORIDA — Police arrested Andrae Comer, a 28-year-old mall employee, last weekend for using his cell phone to take pictures of women while they changed clothes in a dressing room.

Comer wasn’t very creative or covert while spying on women. He would just enter an adjacent dressing room and stick his arm right underneath the partition and take a photo of the woman on the other side.

He got caught when a woman simply looked down and saw his hand pointing a camera lens at her. The victim confronted Comer and then called the police, who arrested him on a warrant. On his cell phone were five images of different women in dressing rooms, in various states of undress.

In addition to being a pervert, the fact that Comer didn’t delete the evidence while he had the chance to also makes him a retard. Fortunately for him, taking photos of unsuspecting naked women is called “video voyeurism,” and it’s only a misdemeanor in Florida. He probably won’t even go to jail.

If you touch a girl’s breast by accident or urinate in public, you could be labeled a sex offender, but taking pictures of a girl peeing or changing clothes without her permission isn’t that big of a deal.

The weather is nice all year in Orlando, so the women there dress like sluts all year too. The constant visual bombardment of breasts and butt cheeks is overwhelming for perverts like Comer. He can’t handle seeing 95% of a girl’s body, but not seeing her nipples or vagina. In a perfect world, every pervert could successfully masturbate to a clothed woman, and there’d be no rapes or toilet cameras.

But the world isn’t perfect at all. There are millions of men out there like Comer, and one of them is probably watching you right now. So ladies: Keep your eyes on the floor of the dressing room because I’ll be hiding above in one of the ventilation shafts with a 12 megapixel camera.

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