Free T-shirt giveaway
posted on March 2nd, 2011 by Dustin at 2:20 pm (EST) with 51 Comments
Edit: Many people seem to be misunderstanding the contest rules. Why? I have no idea, but there are only two (very easy) rules to follow: Like the Sidecarsally page on Facebook, and comment on this story. If that’s too difficult to understand, you should go see a doctor about your severe mental retardation.
*Sound the rusty trombone!* I’m proud to announce my first giveaway on Sidecarsally.
I often send gifts to my readers in the form of dead baby birds inside of tied-up used condoms, but I do that anonymously. This time is different, I swear. You might actually want the prize this time.
One “lucky” reader is going to receive an extremely limited edition Sidecarsally t-shirt!
You know what? If I’m feeling nice, I might even give away two t-shirts.
These normally sell for $20 at Burnt Toast’s site, and are printed on 100% cotton American Apparel t-shirts. That also means they’re made by illegal Mexican immigrants, who make the BEST stuff.
The only thing better than stealing something that you can’t afford is having it given to you instead. That is, unless you REALLY enjoy the thrill of stealing shit. In that case, you have a problem.
All you have to do to be eligible to win is “Like” the Sidecarsally page on Facebook, which is easy as fuck to do. Just click “Like,” on the top-right side of this page. One more thing: Leave a comment at the bottom of this post and provide a valid e-mail address that I can reach you at.
If you don’t have a Facebook account, then you can’t win — sorry.
The winner will be chosen at random on the day I get 333 “Likes.” Your chances of winning this t-shirt are a hell of a lot better than winning the lottery, and there aren’t any bullshit numbers to pick.
Disclaimer: I only have size Medium and Small shirts. If those sizes are too small, then give the shirt to the emaciated child locked in your hidden basement dungeon — he’s cold.
Alternatively, the shirt could function as a high-quality ejaculate rag.
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Comments
Comment from Ashley
Time March 2, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Love this site!
Comment from megron
Time March 2, 2011 at 2:42 pm
give me a fuckin tshirt dustin. you know im scs biggest fan, AND i made everyone i knew in europe a fan too.
if i dont get a shirt ill settle for you smoking a blunt with me.
Comment from Aint Tellin’
Time March 2, 2011 at 2:43 pm
I love this site, and yes – that’s a legit email address.
Comment from Nick
Time March 2, 2011 at 3:01 pm
i dont have much money and i only have like 3 tshirts
Comment from Nick
Time March 2, 2011 at 3:04 pm
cant click like. i only have an unlike button because i already like sidecarsally
Comment from Harry
Time March 2, 2011 at 3:05 pm
If you ever end up in portland oregon by accident, i have a LOT of free weed with your name on it.
Comment from Dustin
Time March 2, 2011 at 3:07 pm
If you already like the site on FB, you can skip that step ;D
Comment from Greg
Time March 2, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Hey I love these shirts so please gimmie one =)
Comment from Ryan
Time March 2, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Hooray. Someone will win free stuff.
Comment from Darrin
Time March 2, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Me likey a free shirt.
Comment from Conrad
Time March 2, 2011 at 7:03 pm
“SUPER FUCKIN’ EASY, BRO”
Comment from Moe
Time March 2, 2011 at 8:28 pm
Yes please!
Comment from Craig
Time March 2, 2011 at 10:17 pm
Maybe I can re-gift it to one of my kids?
Comment from Eric
Time March 2, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Doodle-Doodle-Dee. . . 
Comment from Liam
Time March 2, 2011 at 10:19 pm
free t’s are always a nice thing
Comment from Kevin
Time March 2, 2011 at 10:36 pm
Fuck you, I’ll take the medium.
Comment from Sephar0
Time March 2, 2011 at 11:02 pm
Man free shirts really bring the lurkers out.
Comment from Ted Kooper
Time March 3, 2011 at 12:30 am
free shirt = win
Comment from Bethany
Time March 3, 2011 at 12:06 pm
A free t-shirt? I would be more excited then a fat kid in a cake shop!
Comment from Dustin
Time March 3, 2011 at 12:20 pm
How many of you guys clicked the wrong Like button? 
Comment from Steve
Time March 3, 2011 at 1:11 pm
I hope if I win one of these bomb ass t-shirts people would like me more. I mean, who doesn’t like somebody in a bomb ass t?
Comment from Bud verissimo
Time March 3, 2011 at 2:20 pm
i need a shirt! because everyone loves a fat kid trying to fit into a medium 
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Comment from Beth
Time March 4, 2011 at 1:24 am
I want the t-shirt!!
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Comment from Greg
Time March 4, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Yeahh, free shirt. Great site man, long time reader – keep it up.
Comment from ItsMeganMattice
Time March 6, 2011 at 10:23 am
OH. I SO want a tshirt. If I don’t win I’m going to be horribly upset…. But I’ll understand. Who knows, I may end up buying one. But still. Winning is everything.
Comment from Chris
Time March 6, 2011 at 8:35 pm
“…If those sizes are too small, then give the shirt to the emaciated child locked in your hidden basement dungeon — she’s* cold.
Fixed.
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Comment from Matt(Audi420)
Time March 8, 2011 at 3:44 pm
What a stupid Idea for a contest, I really hope I don’t win.
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Comment from Izzington
Time March 11, 2011 at 7:02 pm
lortab+my mom’s basement+this site=my life.
fuck yes.
Comment from Uncle Brown
Time March 11, 2011 at 9:24 pm
Freee? Meee
Comment from Stephanie
Time March 12, 2011 at 8:46 am
Give ME the shirt…the small would fit MEEEEEEEEEEE. Oh and I love your site. 
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Time March 16, 2011 at 3:02 pm
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Comment from Christie
Time March 16, 2011 at 5:43 pm
love this site…and would love a free t-shirt.
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Time March 16, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Bitch. Maybe I want a free shirt.
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Time March 16, 2011 at 6:45 pm
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Comment from Beam
Time April 5, 2011 at 2:50 am
You need more kittens on the site, instead of a shirt send me a kitten!!!!!!!!! or a kitten in a shirt that would be awesome, or a picture of a kitten, or you holding a kitten, or a kitten smoking weed, or weed smoking a kitten idk i love kittens and i love your site KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and I love really hard nipples k bye
Comment from Dustin
Time March 2, 2011 at 2:33 pm
I just entered my own contest. Muahahahaha!