posted on March 2nd, 2011 by Dustin at 2:20 pm (EST) with 51 Comments
Edit: Many people seem to be misunderstanding the contest rules. Why? I have no idea, but there are only two (very easy) rules to follow: Like the Sidecarsally page on Facebook, and comment on this story. If that’s too difficult to understand, you should go see a doctor about your severe mental retardation.
*Sound the rusty trombone!* I’m proud to announce my first giveaway on Sidecarsally.
I often send gifts to my readers in the form of dead baby birds inside of tied-up used condoms, but I do that anonymously. This time is different, I swear. You might actually want the prize this time.
One “lucky” reader is going to receive an extremely limited edition Sidecarsally t-shirt!
You know what? If I’m feeling nice, I might even give away two t-shirts.
These normally sell for $20 at Burnt Toast’s site, and are printed on 100% cotton American Apparel t-shirts. That also means they’re made by illegal Mexican immigrants, who make the BEST stuff.
The only thing better than stealing something that you can’t afford is having it given to you instead. That is, unless you REALLY enjoy the thrill of stealing shit. In that case, you have a problem.
All you have to do to be eligible to win is “Like” the Sidecarsally page on Facebook, which is easy as fuck to do. Just click “Like,” on the top-right side of this page. One more thing: Leave a comment at the bottom of this post and provide a valid e-mail address that I can reach you at.
If you don’t have a Facebook account, then you can’t win — sorry.
The winner will be chosen at random on the day I get 333 “Likes.” Your chances of winning this t-shirt are a hell of a lot better than winning the lottery, and there aren’t any bullshit numbers to pick.
Disclaimer: I only have size Medium and Small shirts. If those sizes are too small, then give the shirt to the emaciated child locked in your hidden basement dungeon — he’s cold.
Alternatively, the shirt could function as a high-quality ejaculate rag.