Drunken gay priest offers cops BJ
posted on March 3rd, 2011 by Dustin at 3:23 pm (EST) with 2 Comments
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OHIO — Ignatius Kury is a fun guy when he’s drunk, but you gotta keep the car keys away from him because he loves to go driving after a few dozen martinis. Honestly, he shouldn’t drink so much because when he does, he starts acting flamboyantly gay, which is bad too because he’s a priest.
Last Sunday, Kury got drunk and crashed his car at an intersection. Police said his blood alcohol content was three times over the legal limit. When he was booked at the police station, he tried prancing around the place, so they handcuffed him to the wall in a cell and recorded the hilarity that ensued.
Kury ranted for 20 minutes, making several extremely inappropriate remarks (for a priest). He offered one cop a blowjob, and then asked if they wanted him to be their sexual slave.
Who knows, maybe he really is a man of God and was channeling our fabulously gay Lord. You decide!
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Comment from Dustin
Time March 3, 2011 at 7:03 pm
“I’ll give YOU a SERMON on the MOUND.” I loved it too.













Comment from MichelleNJ1975 (Twitter)
Time March 3, 2011 at 6:10 pm
I think his version of the Sermon on the Mount is pretty sweet.