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FLORIDA — Witnesses are still trying to forget the image of 46-year-old Tina Masta’s nude body.

Last weekend, Masta was extremely intoxicated when she approached three men and started cursing and throwing rocks at them. Then, she took her clothes off and threatened to “beat their asses.”

When police arrived at the scene, they found Masta sitting on a nearby dock overlooking a canal. There was a blanket wrapped around her, but otherwise, she was still naked.

As a deputy confronted her, she removed the blanket and flashed her well-expired goods at him. He revolted in disgust, but was even more disturbed when she started pulling her teeth out and tossing then into the canal. And then she asked for a pair of pliers, so she could pull them out easier.

The canal that Masta lives near. In 100 years, a diver will find her teeth and think they’re shark teeth.

Masta was arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication. Despite the harassment, rock throwing, and exposing herself, reports mention nothing of her being charged for those crimes. Apparently in Florida, ignorance is no excuse to break the law, but intoxication is a different story.

I’m surprised by Florida’s leniency on crimes committed while intoxicated, especially considering it’s such a “police state.” Normal people are a minority in Florida. This makes me wonder: If a man got drunk and beat his wife in Florida, would the police just arrest him for disorderly intoxication too?

WTF: Get caught selling weed in Florida, and you’ll go to prison. Get hammered, expose yourself, and throw rocks at people, and you’ll probably just receive a year of non-reporting probation.

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