HAWAII — In 2007, tourists at the Honolulu Zoo captured a chimpanzee at using a frog’s mouth to masturbate with. Almost 2.5 million people have viewed the bizarre video, which raises many questions.

I’m ashamed that this video eluded me for so long, but I won’t let the same happen to you — without further delay, here is proof that chimpanzees are the most evil creatures on this planet.

Bonus: ANOTHER video of a chimpanzee raping a frog’s oral cavity.