FLORIDA — Last weekend, a Tampa Bay couple awoke to find a drunk stranger passed out on their couch, next to a plate of food that he prepared himself. The couple woke him and asked why he was in their home, but he insisted that he lived there and then passed out again.

The man’s name was Mark Sirben, and his actual home was 40 miles away from Tampa Bay.

When the cops arrived, he was still sleeping on the couch. They arrested him and charged him with trespassing and criminal mischief because he also broke a fence on the couple’s property. The police think he entered the home through an unlocked door, but real detective work is hard.

It’s crazy that he was able to consume so much alcohol and successfully break into a home and prepare a meal in a completely uncharted kitchen without waking up the homeowners. Plus, the police couldn’t even figure out for certain which door he entered the home through.

Is this man really just 51-year-old Mark Sirben from Spring Hill, Florida — or is he a NINJA?

The most shocking part of this story is that someone left their doors unlocked in Florida. That’s INSANE.

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