FLORIDA — Not even a month ago, I wrote about a woman who was arrested for mooning a school bus in Florida. A similar incident occurred again this week, just two hours south in Pompano Beach.

35-year-old Maribel Gomez is accused of exposing her breasts to a group of school kids at a bus stop. A witness then saw her chase a 10-year-old boy down the street, presumably to molest him.

“She kept telling him to come here and told him to stop running so she could come and get him,” said the witness. “You shouldn’t be doing that to a little kid like that. I’m glad they arrested her.”

The boy said he saw Gomez’s breasts, and then she looked at him and asked, “Are you ready?” He wasn’t ready though because he was only in 5th grade. He wouldn’t be ready for sex until 6th grade.

Officers were dispatched to deal with Gomez, who has a history of criminal offenses including aggravated assault, battery, disorderly conduct, and possession of cocaine. She was arrested and charged with one count of lewd/lascivious exhibition, which was lowered to disorderly conduct.

The charge was lessened because the judge agreed with Gomez’s attorney that breasts are not sexual organs. I also agree that breasts aren’t sex organs, but without them, sex would be pretty lame.

Despite lessening her charge, the judge denied bond to Gomez because she had a pending case for cocaine possession when she was arrested for flashing the school kids. So, the judge decided the jail time would do her good, and also ordered her to undergo a psychiatric evaluation.

I tried to put myself in that young boy’s shoes, but couldn’t understand his reaction. If Maribel Gomez had come up to ME with her tits out, asking if I was ready, I’d definitely be skipping school that day and getting my tiny little 10-year-old dick sucked. I was an extremely perverted little kid though.

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