FLORIDA — A softball umpire has been charged with having a sexual relationship of a lesbian nature with a 14-year-old softball player. 25-year-old Brigid Lesovsky faces three counts of lewd or lascivious molestation, one count of lewd or lascivious battery, and one count of impersonating a Bieber.

Her hair is in that awkward phase right now, but give it a few months.

You can’t spell “Justin Bieber” with Brigid Lesovsky, but you CAN spell “Boy-girl Dives K” — the K is for klams, and she klearly enjoys diving for some minor league ones. I’m not judging, just stating facts.

The victim claimed that her and Lesovsky met through softball and started out as friends. About a month ago, their relationship turned sexual when the umpire fondled her. The fondling sessions were kept secret until the girl got in trouble at school. What’s the best way for a kid to get out of trouble?

That’s right: Tell their teacher or parents that they were molested by an adult. Works every time!

The teen told her teacher, who told her parents, who called the police. Lesovsky was arrested and taken to jail where she still remains on a $40,000 bond. Hopefully, she’s able to cop a plea deal with the prosecutors and avoid prison because I consider Lesovsky more of a “lesbian trainer” than a predator.

Think about it: If the victim keeps playing softball, regardless of whether or not she’s a lesbian, there WILL be a night when the team goes on a field trip together and she’ll have to share a bed with another girl — and that girl will be a lesbian (I hope). Maybe then she would have some skills to work with.

OK, fourteen is still too young, but it’s not like she fingered a newborn or blew a toddler.

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