BANGLADESH — A mother of three was attacked in her home by a rapist last weekend, but instead of letting herself become a victim, she grabbed a knife and sliced the man’s villainous dick off.

The woman then wrapped the bloody member in some plastic and turned it over to the police as evidence against her attacker, whom she claimed had been harassing her for six months.

The rapist, a 40-year-old married father of five, was treated at a local hospital, and the police plan to arrest him for attempted rape when his condition improves. Thankfully, there was no mention of doctors attempting to re-attach his penis — the police are keeping that for evidence.

Good luck defending yourself in court when the cops have the actual penis that you raped with.

The rapist could have avoided incarceration by fleeing into the Bangladesh frontier, but he probably wouldn’t have made it very far with an aching stump bleeding profusely between his legs. If he didn’t pass out from blood loss, a tiger would have eventually tracked him down and eaten him.

Then his widow could tell her five kids that their daddy was killed by a tiger — she would just leave out the part about him fleeing because he raped someone and got his dick chopped off.

Many psychologists claim that sexual predators can’t be rehabilitated, which — if true — would be interesting to see how a rapist copes without a cock. Would he retire from raping due to frustration, or try to jam his tiny mangled wiener into another victim anyway? These are the questions we must ponder.

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