BANGLADESH — There is a break in the case of the dickless Bangladeshi rapist.

Exactly as I prophesied, the dickless Bangladeshi rapist (or the DBR) fled the hospital after being treated to avoid incarceration for the attempted rape of the woman that cut his penis off. If the other half of my prophecy comes true and he gets eaten by a tiger, I better get some goddamn recognition.

According to the DBR’s physician, he wasn’t restrained or prevented from leaving the hospital because there were no instructions from the police to do so. Great work, guys. His real name is Mozammel, and he’s described as a looking like an average 40-year-old Bangladeshi man with no penis.

Somewhere in Bangladesh, an angry man is roaming the countryside without a penis, slowly making his way back to the town of Jhalakathi where the woman that cut it off lives. It’s about 125 miles from the hospital in Dhaka where he escaped. He’s like a Bangladeshi Michael Myers going back to Haddonfield.

I wish I could say that the police are looking for the DBR, or at least protecting the woman that cut his junk off, but the article mentioned nothing about that. Be careful, lady — he’ll be back on Halloween!

If he has the balls to show back up at his victim’s home, she should cut those off too.

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