NEW ZEALAND — This is an aerial photo of Fairfield College, compliments of Google Earth.

Fairfield’s property looks normal, but look what happens when you zoom in near the green arrow:

In 2009, a prankster used weed killer to draw giant penises on Fairfield’s school grounds. Thankfully, the artwork was captured from space by satellites. Principal Gerhard van Dyk (coincidence?) told a reporter that he has tried asking Google to remove or censor the images, but they haven’t complied.

Anyone can go on Google Earth view the penises themselves by simply locating Fairfield College at 25 Bankwood Road, Chartwell 3210, New Zealand. There are 6 total penises and 11 testicles to find.

Fortunately for you, I scoured Fairfield’s campus and located the remaining penises already.

The person responsible for these phallic symbols was never caught, but they may have left a clue behind. Upon close inspection of the artwork, I noticed what appeared to be a lowercase “M” near one of the penises. Maybe the prankster’s name is Matt — that does kind of sound like a silly name.

If it’s NOT the letter M, then it could be an unfinished pair of testicles with no penis, but that artistic style of testicles is different from the other pairs of testicles, which were drawn anatomically incorrect and placed on each side of the penis (Ladies: our testicles are not on the sides of our penii, yes penii).

My final theory is that it’s supposed to be a penis thrusting into someone’s butt, or boobs.

Unless the prankster responsible for this confesses, we may never know the true meaning behind that final set of unfinished testicles, or M, or butt, or boobs. Or maybe it’s none of those.

If the person responsible is reading this, WHAT DOES IT MEAN? This is my double rainbow.

Edit: I just realized that the M (or butt, or boobs, or nuts) could also be a W. Fuuuuuck!