ARKANSAS — The wife of the eldest Duggar son gave birth to her second child yesterday, and it was a healthy baby ANTICHRIST boy. This brings the grand total of Duggars to TOO GODDAMN MANY.

The baby’s father, Josh Duggar, is the eldest of his 18 siblings. He’s 23-years old, and with two kids already, he and his wife Anna told Radar Online that they want 25 kids during an interview last year.

Josh added, “We trust in God that he will only give us what we can handle.”

ONCE AND FOR ALL: BABIES ARE NOT MIRACLES FROM GOD.

The Duggar family (and many other tards) considers all babies to be miracles, but only a VERY small percentage of babies are actual miracles. Why? Because the definition of miracle is “a surprising and welcome event that is not explicable by natural or scientific laws and is considered to be divine.”

The Duggars don’t have protected sex, therefore ALL of their children are the opposite of miracles. When a man ejaculates into a woman’s vagina and she has a baby, it’s called an accident — or life.

A miracle baby is a baby born out of someone’s anus, or a baby that is made of solid gold.

The only miracle I see that defies the laws of nature is how fat Josh Duggar has gotten since November. It looks like he’s been eating all of his pregnant wife’s snacks.

Please help combat what the Duggars are doing and donate some money to Planned Parenthood.