SPAIN — Singer, actress, and legendary ass-having American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez accidentally exposed one of her nipples to thousands of fans during a live broadcast for German TV.

J Lo was filming a show at an arena in Spain, and the windy weather caused her excessively flowing dress to flail around. As she bent over to hold the dress down in fear of her ass being exposed, her right titty popped out of her dress and revealed a large brown areola resembling a crop circle in a wheat field.

Unfortunately, this wardrobe malfunction should have happened back in 1997 before the disastrous effects of children and gravity were able to take their toll on her lovely Latin lactoids. One look at her current cantaloupes, and a significant piece of me died inside. My dreams, shattered.

This was a shitty Monday: First, Ryan Dunn dies, and then J Lo’s nipple looks like that? What’s next? I haven’t been this disappointed since the first time I saw Britney Spears’s “vagina” on the web.

I’m not even going to link an uncensored photo of the nip — search for that yourself, but I warned you.

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