FLORIDA — 51-year-old Patricia Shrader is accused of biting her boyfriend’s nipple and trying to stab him while he was sleeping — all because he made a “dumb blonde” comment about her.

Shrader’s bad mood started at a pool hall on the 4th of July during a night of drinking with her boyfriend.

She recently had blonde highlights put in her hair, and must have been feeling sensitive about it (alcohol) because she bit her boyfriend on the nipple after he said, “You’re such a blonde.“

Despite a throbbing nipple, Shrader’s boyfriend forgave her and they went home together.

Shrader was still pissed off about the comment as she laid in bed during the early hours of the next morning. The couple began arguing in bed, and then Shrader brandished an 8-inch kitchen knife and stabbed the mattress twice “near the resting area of a person’s head,” according to the police report.

She was arrested shortly after, and charged with domestic violence and battery. Her boyfriend told deputies that he was NOT concerned for his safety during the whole ordeal.

Clearly, that was not the first time that he’d been bitten or nearly stabbed by her. That’s love, man.

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