TENNESSEE — Have you ever wondered what would happen if you were riding in a vehicle with your annoying wife and annoying kid, and a non-poisonous snake appeared outside the windshield?

If you were the couple in the video below, you’d freak out and almost crashed despite being completely safe from the harmless rat snake, and then you would record the whole thing and post the experience online so that everyone else can see what a giant vagina your entire family has.

For living in Tennessee, these people are terrible rednecks. The husband should be able to identify every species of snake, catfish, and every other varmint roaming the Appalachian mountains. Besides, aside from the poisonous ones, snakes are nothing to be afraid of. It’s not like they’re spiders.