I’ve reached my maximum limit of irritation: I’m sick and tired of hearing Adele on the radio. I get it — she has nice pipes and can sing like the Dickens, whatever that means, but that doesn’t mean she should be played on every station 800 times a day.

This morning, I got to work, poured a cup of coffee, and sat down to enjoy my day. My chi was nearly centered when “Rolling in the Deep” came on at 8:59am — one minute before my work day began.

I sell cars, so I decided to go sit in a 2012 Dodge Journey and enjoy the heated leather seats and satellite radio instead of Adele. I tuned it to the one station that I knew wouldn’t be playing Adele — the Disney station. Immediately, Justin Bieber’s “Under the Mistletoe” started playing. Nice.

I relaxed and enjoyed the smooth tones of Biebers boycal chords until the song was over. Expecting some Selena Gomez to play next, I almost shat myself when the next song was “Rolling in the Deep.”

Even worse, the dickholes at Disney CENSORED the song’s lyrics. The phrase “fever pitch” was inexpicably edited to “fever fever,” along with another non-vulgar, non-suggestive phrase.

I’m not even going to bother investigation Disney’s censorship guidelines, but I would like to know why, with the countless child artists and Disney movies with musical sing-a-longs, would Disney play Adele.

There has to be some kind of conspiracy directed specifically at me led by Columbia Records. I must be part of a secret case study to see how much Adele I can listen to before turning murderously violent.

Either that, or there’s a separate conspiracy going on where everyone else is retarded, and I’m the only person that realizes that Adele is being grossly overplayed.

If Adele ate a hamburger for each time a radio station played one of her songs, there wouldn’t be any cows left on the planet… except for Adele. Even Adele is probably sick of hearing Adele.

OMFG as I began writing this paragraph, Adele’s “Someone Like You” just came on the radio, further validating my rant. This shit needs to stop, or else I’ll have start looking for Xanax on Craigslist again.

Please call your local radio stations and tell them to chill out on Adele.