The ugly, smug-looking bitch in the photo above is Behnaz Yazdanfar, an ex-cosmetic “surgeon” who recently had her license suspended for two years after she killed someone back in 2007.

Yazdanfar killed Krista Stryland during a routine liposuction procedure in 2007. The maximum volume of fat and fluid removed should never exceed 5 liters, but Yazdanfar removed 6.6 liters from Stryland.

After the procedure, Yazdanfar spent about 30 seconds evaluating Stryland before moving on to another patient. Stryland bled excessively for 30 minutes in a pool of fluids before Yazdanfar called 911.

While doctors rushed to save Stryland, Yazdanfar went to dinner with a colleage. “I think I just killed a lady,” she said. “That always puts me in the mood for Thai.”

Stryland died in the hospital with her hemoglobin count ten times lower than the usual critical level.

She was a wife and a mother of a small child.

Yazdanfar was accused of many things from not evaluating Stryland long enough after the operation to waiting too long to call 911. Simply put, Stryland would not have died that day if it wasn’t for Yazdanfar.

Lawyers were hoping that Yazdanfar would get her license revoked forever, but the Ontario College of Physicians and Surgeons decided instead to suspend her certificate for two years and fine her $200,000 — none of which will be given to Stryland’s family.

Yazdanfar is prohibited from ever operating alone again, but she can pick up the knife in two years and assist with surgeries. She can also apply to have her restrictions loosened, but will have to prove that she’s not an ignorant careless bitch anymore.

Stryland wasn’t the only patient’s safety that Yazdanfar didn’t respect. She’s been accused of performing many excessive liposuction procedures and discharging patients without an adequate evaluation.

Basically, if you’ve ever been to the Toronto Cosmetic Clinic (the clinic that Yazdanfar owned), you might want to book a follow-up exam with a real surgeon.

The Good:
If you make the poor decision to drink and drive, and you end up running over a pedestrian and killing them, you will go to prison for years. That seems fair to me.

The Bad:
Within a year, we’ll have mandatory prison sentences in Canada for people who get caught growing or selling cannabis. Some assholes agree with that, but I don’t.

The WTF?:
If you’re a rich doctor that commits serial malpractice which leads to the death of a patient, you get a little slap on the wrist and get to carry on with your life, minus a few restrictions at work.

Hopefully, I’m not the only one that realizes that our justice priorities are fucked in this country.

On the plus side, Yazdanfar will probably do cosmetic work for really cheap when she gets her license back. I think I’ll pick her to be the lucky one that gets to bleach my anus.