Before you get all like, “I don’t like what you write on this website. It’s offensive, and blah blah blah,” just listen for a second:

You’re right. Seriously.

I know this website is terrible. I’m sorry that my articles offended you.

Don’t take it personally. The only people that really read this site and take it seriously are 15-year-old retards that probably have hopeless futures anyway. I would write something to inspire them, but they aren’t interested in that — No, they want stories about blood and guts and smashed-up babies. I don’t know why. It’s sick, I know.

But they keep asking me to write it. I want to stop, but I’m scared. You don’t know how messed up these kids are.

If I used one of your images without permission and you have a problem with it, just let me know and I will gladly remove it. The kids will let me do that, but I have to replace it with a picture of blood immediately, or they get mad.

Sidecarsally.com is meant to entertain people with a sick sense of humor and give them something to talk about. Leave your feedback in the comments section at the bottom of each post.

And remember, I’m sorry.

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