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- September 2010 (2)
- 07: Urine trouble (5)
- 02: There is no God (8)
- August 2010 (15)
- 30: The Real Baconator (3)
- 25: Drunk man kills computer at work (4)
- 24: Awesome, but creepy. But awesome. (1)
- 20: Swan Killer (4)
- 19: Tila Tequila Continued (10)
- 18: Wrath of the juggalos (11)
- 17: Old ass gorilla dies (3)
- 16: Wear a condom next time (4)
- 13: Corpse Lover (7)
- 11: Fuck you, “Jenny” (8)
- 10: Another Way to Quit (7)
- 09: Legendary Job Quitter (2)
- 05: Fuck Four Square (6)
- 04: Drunk, pregnant, crackhead, hammer, robbery, win (14)
- 03: Suck On This (21)
- July 2010 (13)
- 30: TGIF (2)
- 29: Bears Love (To Eat) Us (4)
- 27: Basil Marceaux (1)
- 27: A Shoe of a Wedding (1)
- 23: Dead animal beer (3)
- 21: Clever Arab convicted of rape (3)
- 19: This is retarded (9)
- 16: Flaming douchebag (1)
- 15: How not to win a custody battle (0)
- 13: Sarge the RoboDog (5)
- 12: Not sneaky enough (1)
- 07: Toilet-themed restaurants (7)
- 06: Top 5 Old People Fights (8)
- June 2010 (17)
- 30: Watch out for vampires (4)
- 29: New facts in “taser granny” case (6)
- 25: “Don’t taze my granny!” (11)
- 23: Canadian earthquakes are real (1)
- 22: Dude, Where’s My Tiger? (1)
- 21: Women + Driving = Bad (5)
- 19: Google Friend Connect (11)
- 17: This is not humorous (5)
- 16: Bad Florida! Go lay down! (4)
- 15: Holy ironic shit! (6)
- 14: “Semper Fi, dude!” (4)
- 09: Review: The Human Centipede Pt. 1 (8)
- 08: The terrorists have won (6)
- 08: Come on baby, light my fire (7)
- 04: Aruba, Jamaica, Ooh I Wanna Rape Ya (2)
- 03: A Fucking Millionaire (5)
- 02: Movie Review: Martyrs (2008) (10)
- May 2010 (19)
- 31: Night terrors (5)
- 29: Dennis Hopper dies of cancer (1)
- 28: Pull the plug on Gary (3)
- 27: Shroom trip turns grisly (3)
- 26: Sack tapping: fun or fatal? (5)
- 22: Psychelympic (3)
- 19: This man is my hero (8)
- 19: Paper or Plastic? (3)
- 18: Freak lady has kids (8)
- 17: Chopped Suey (1)
- 17: PSA: Spell your words riqht (4)
- 15: “Hang on, kids!” (1)
- 12: Squidlover (4)
- 09: America’s Gone Full Tard (7)
- 08: World’s largest beaver dam (0)
- 07: Oil spill, shmoil shpill (3)
- 06: That’s what friends are for (8)
- 05: Sorry about that, buddy (3)
- 05: MJ CEO BJ? (1)
- April 2010 (8)
- 29: Yahoo, Indeed (7)
- 29: Hometown Heroes (3)
- 29: New writers on Sidecarsally! (2)
- 28: Nipplecorn (4)
- 26: Brain Hemorrhage Brett (3)
- 22: Happy Earth Day (1)
- 22: Santa’s dirty little secret (1)
- 11: Rucky Money (4)
- March 2010 (6)
- 29: Livin’ La Vida Homo (8)
- 27: Wood (6)
- 24: Scarface (4)
- 18: Drunk teacher fancies ear-biting (7)
- 11: Chuck Norris birthday ruined by Corey Haim’s tragic death (8)
- 01: Tsunami panic unnecessary (8)
- February 2010 (9)
- 25: I’ve been lazy (7)
- 17: From Hugs to Boners (11)
- 15: Bad Biology (2008) (18)
- 11: How to snitch on yourself (7)
- 10: The Rocketeer on Ice (4)
- 09: Charlie Sheen is a crazyman (3)
- 05: Babysitters are a waste of money (5)
- 04: Mom blows daughter’s friend (22)
- 02: Groundhog Day (5)
- January 2010 (14)
- 29: Cop pepper sprays burning man (10)
- 28: Man bonds with chicken on subway (3)
- 26: Rapist gets a nice surprise (5)
- 25: Ass of 2010 (8)
- 19: Octomom masters Photoshop (12)
- 15: Flashy Larry missing (4)
- 14: Granny gets the shaft (12)
- 12: Channing Tatum burns his cock (5)
- 11: Grandma will love it (9)
- 07: Jew-hater ruins flight (7)
- 06: Movie Review: Hanger (2009) (12)
- 05: Another cougar attack (7)
- 04: Incest > Gay Sex (in America) (7)
- 03: Dog ruins a nice kill (8)
- December 2009 (14)
- 30: A7X drummer dies (23)
- 28: 911 abuse (3)
- 24: Balloon Boy’s parents get jail time! (8)
- 22: Balloon Boy owes big bucks (2)
- 21: RIP Brittany Murphy (7)
- 18: A chip off the ol’ block (7)
- 17: O Fetus Tree, O Fetus Tree (10)
- 15: Florida cops taser choking man (9)
- 14: New hotness: Baby wigs (9)
- 09: Alcohol makes Scotland a fun place (14)
- 08: That’s my daughter yer violatin’ (7)
- 03: World of Warcraft conquered (15)
- 02: Cheater Woods (12)
- 01: Wow, that’s interesting (8)
- November 2009 (16)
- 30: Update: Taser a 10-year-old (6)
- 26: Another teacher fucks a student (20)
- 25: Bulgaria: Kids with kids (21)
- 24: Katie “Cougar” Couric (7)
- 24: Shoe Camera Diaries (11)
- 19: Taser a 10-year-old (10)
- 17: Woman fakes cancer for fake tits (7)
- 17: How NOT to deal drugs (7)
- 16: 26. Fuck. (5)
- 11: Missouri woman catches a load in her mouth while driving (4)
- 10: Deer fail (7)
- 09: Get a fucking life (9)
- 06: Florida babysitters. Need I say more? (18)
- 05: Baby torturing hailed as miracle (8)
- 04: People tweet everything these days (10)
- 03: Cop jerks it to child porn at work (15)
- October 2009 (17)
- 29: Downed power line pwns local wildlife (9)
- 27: Virginia surprisingly disapproves of dog fondling (14)
- 25: Lottery hoax sparks riot over coats (20)
- 21: Fish killer, off the hook with probation (12)
- 20: “Don’t taze me, master!” (5)
- 20: Toilet clogged? That’s a stabbin’ (2)
- 19: Fuck Balloon Boy and his family (8)
- 15: Keanu Reeves is not your father (8)
- 14: Classic stoner mistake (8)
- 13: Floridelectrocuted! (12)
- 09: Marge Simpson bares her goods (12)
- 08: Samurai Jack hates dogs (5)
- 07: Reverse drag queen beatdown (12)
- 06: My tampon brings all the boys to the yard (11)
- 05: “Let’s break into the tiger cages at the zoo!” (11)
- 02: Natty Ice ruins another relationship (12)
- 01: Addicted to “helping” prostitutes (5)
- September 2009 (24)
- 30: “I not weally dead!” (7)
- 29: Nice diamond, douchebag (7)
- 29: Cobra Commander caught in a glitch (11)
- 28: Roman “The Rapist” Polanski (5)
- 23: Elderly war veteren terrorizes burglars (15)
- 22: Dear Peter (8)
- 21: “Baby stabbed in the head” (7)
- 18: Crazy man on the loose in Washington (9)
- 17: Jessica Simpson still looking for her dead dog (6)
- 16: Jessica Simpson’s missing (dead) dog (17)
- 16: RIP Swatrick Payze (10)
- 14: I no longer want to bang Lady Gaga (16)
- 14: Kanye West, hilarious when drunk (11)
- 13: Man rapes sheep, blames beer (12)
- 11: Anti-abortion activists (8)
- 10: Reunited (and it feels so good) (14)
- 09: “Leave the plants outta this!” (10)
- 08: Kids with guns (12)
- 07: “Where’s the fish?” (5)
- 04: Massive drug bust fail in Netherlands (11)
- 03: The reason why people are afraid of the dentist (4)
- 02: Michelle “Clowncar” Duggar, pregnant with #19 (12)
- 01: I hate kids too, but WOW (6)
- 01: Drugs aren’t always bad (3)
- August 2009 (23)
- 31: Snitches (10)
- 30: Beat over a seat (6)
- 29: Adam Goldstein is dead (2)
- 26: New Mexico man has drinking problem (5)
- 25: Stanley Tippett, the Canadian Brian Peppers (22)
- 23: Hungry Hungry Hippos (5)
- 18: Tissue box vagina (12)
- 18: Sex Tape: McSteamy and 2 Sluts (7)
- 17: Celebrity Spotting: Michael Cera (12)
- 17: Heidi Pratt is an asshole (5)
- 14: Police called to Jon & Kate’s Home (8)
- 14: Aerosmith cancels remaining summer tour dates (7)
- 13: Guitar pioneer Les Paul, dead @ 94 (2)
- 11: Tono Tono (13)
- 11: Poaching fail (7)
- 10: Wanna get rich? Just have a fuckload of babies. (3)
- 09: Hockey players are dicks (6)
- 06: John Hughes died today (4)
- 06: Blogness Cards (12)
- 05: Jobless? Blame everyone but yourself (10)
- 04: California, the new Australia (11)
- 03: I don’t talk about her much, but (17)
- 03: Power Hour!!! (4)
- July 2009 (23)
- 31: Sexual HORSE-rassment… again (11)
- 30: “It’s a hot one, eh?” (9)
- 28: Mean Mexican Mother Mangles Mini-Man (12)
- 28: Thank Jesus! Semi-Automatic Tasers (10)
- 24: 30 Days of Garbage (17)
- 23: Doggy Heaven awaits thee (3)
- 21: Jon’s new girlfriend, get over it (12)
- 20: OMFG WE HAVE THE SAME NAME LOL (12)
- 19: Mischa Barton in hospital (5)
- 19: Woman Wrecks Wienermobile in Wisconsin (3)
- 11: Please, don’t cry (5)
- 10: Can’t read her poker face (10)
- 09: Trashonto (8)
- 08: Update: Pigs need lovin’ too (2)
- 08: 6 Seconds of Sex Ed (3)
- 08: Pigs need lovin’ too (5)
- 07: You can finally resume your lives (14)
- 07: Gettin’ hitched! (10)
- 06: Tennis, LOL (7)
- 04: July 4th. Yay. (7)
- 03: You don’t need brains to go fishin’ (5)
- 02: No more gambling in Russia (4)
- 01: Snakes on a baby (3)
- June 2009 (27)
- 29: Animals are dicks (2)
- 29: Kendra Wilkinson gets married. Yay. (7)
- 29: Don’t act like you care (3)
- 29: Update: Billy Mays’ cause of death (4)
- 28: Billy Mays, Infomercial King, dead @ 50 (11)
- 26: Jacko’s spirit lives on… Uh oh. (9)
- 25: King of Pop, dead @ 50 (22)
- 24: She definitely wanted the stars (12)
- 23: Boycott pneumonia! (6)
- 22: They aren’t called the BLACK EYED Peas for nuthin’ (20)
- 21: You call yourself a father? (9)
- 20: Finally, someone did something about that guy (12)
- 19: Did she want the ****ing stars, or not? (33)
- 16: Sorry :( (9)
- 12: 72-year-old great-grandmother tasered (15)
- 11: In loving memory of some woman (8)
- 09: Extreme Granny Makeover (10)
- 09: Women + Driving = Fail (3)
- 09: PCP + Church = Fail (5)
- 09: 100% cute (5)
- 08: Bret Michaels pwned @ Tony Awards (8)
- 07: Dick Vapor @ Urban Dictionary (2)
- 07: Lightning Boy! (8)
- 07: Mexican Day Care Fire (not a band name) (1)
- 03: Volvo involvoed in violent stabbing (9)
- 02: Ukraine’s got the swine flu (we think) (3)
- 01: Eminem/Bruno 69 on MTV Movie Awards (14)
- May 2009 (28)
- 31: Today’s lesson: Sex (12)
- 29: Not funny (12)
- 27: Mike Tyson’s daughter killed by treadmill (9)
- 26: Nay, ’tis not a very gay day for the gay (15)
- 25: Poor little guy (9)
- 24: Twitter drama, uh oh! (15)
- 22: The reason why I’ll never smoke PCP (8)
- 21: Weather officials merely educated guessers (5)
- 20: Natalie’s new kidney (5)
- 20: A beatboxer with a box? Nonsense! (10)
- 18: LA rocked by “moderate” quake (10)
- 17: Sea Creatures Uncut: Sea cucumbers (10)
- 17: Jon Dore (2)
- 15: Happy birthday, son (7)
- 15: The “Abe Lincoln” (4)
- 14: CNN knows marijuana (NOT) (11)
- 13: No Craigslist for old perverts (6)
- 12: Toilet Snakes: True or False? (6)
- 11: Sidecarsally on Twitter (2)
- 11: Rihanna’s funbags, now available (4)
- 08: Lady Liberty’s crown reopens in July (5)
- 07: Anal Beads: All U Need 2 Know (11)
- 06: Miss California’s like, totally in trouble, maybe. (2)
- 05: Hey, nevermind about that cocaine (5)
- 05: I lied about those Italian women (5)
- 01: HIV where you’d least expect it (7)
- 01: Update: Dutch parade massacre (6)
- 01: Drunk Fuck Friday (4)
- April 2009 (9)
- 30: Those wacky Dutch are at it again! (1)
- 29: Chris Brown’s lawyer getting desperate (7)
- 29: Italian bitches be crazy (13)
- 27: Relax, it’s not even a drill (3)
- 24: Catholic Church EXPOSED! (4)
- 23: Fuck you, Alberta (7)
- 21: German rockstar assaults groupie bitch (16)
- 17: Am I giving BIRTH right now? (7)
- 14: You don’t ACTUALLY get to dance with the stars? Dammit. (0)
- December 2008 (6)
- 15: The most gruesome crime ever committed (on film) (0)
- 03: Don’t forget! (1)
- 02: Man’s best friend? Shyeah, right. (2)
- 02: Some people REALLY love animals (4)
- 02: Ohio police chief accidentally shoots himself (0)
- 02: Global warming creepin’ up on ya (0)
- November 2008 (24)
- 30: Toys “R” Us shootout (0)
- 29: Go to sidecarsally.today.com instead! (2)
- 29: Man trampled at Wal-Mart (3)
- 29: Mosquito moths… AWESOME! (2)
- 27: “Thanks”giving (5)
- 27: Webcam suicide update (2)
- 26: McDonald’s s00d 4 n00dz (6)
- 25: Big stink over passing gas (4)
- 24: Webcam suicide, really boring (9)
- 21: Pasta PP (9)
- 21: Molester moves next door to molestee (4)
- 20: Paris Hilton’s vagina, vacant again (6)
- 19: Subway: Beat Fresh! (10)
- 18: Renegade bullet claims life (6)
- 17: Meh (5)
- 17: Sidecarsally, old man (15)
- 14: Possible cure for AIDS discovered (9)
- 12: American SuicIDOL (9)
- 11: Drunken family needs intervention (6)
- 10: Councilman makes it rain (3)
- 09: Toothless blowjobs safer, better feeling (8)
- 05: Obama claims throne (10)
- 04: Election Day: Bullshit Day (13)
- 04: My Glorious Return (12)
- October 2008 (16)
- 26: Dumb & Dumber 2: Canada (6)
- 26: Back in the heezy (6)
- 22: Sidecarsally gets fired (31)
- 21: Sidecarsally in California (12)
- 17: BRB LOL (7)
- 15: You dirty rat (8)
- 14: Whatthefuckareyouthinking.com (14)
- 13: Nice man gets arrested (7)
- 10: English mum fail (8)
- 09: Some guys have all the luck (7)
- 08: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant AGAIN? (19)
- 07: Redneck pwned by fox (10)
- 05: Psycho boy’s zoo rampage (10)
- 05: Pudding Farts (12)
- 02: Dog eats watermelon. That’s a stabbin’ (8)
- 01: Kid tries to kill mom for noble cause (14)
- September 2008 (32)
- 30: 2-year-old scores with mom (23)
- 29: Celebrity Mystery Game: Blonde bitch arrested (5)
- 28: Looney Toons (12)
- 25: Ad Fail #2 (7)
- 25: The man who farted out a battery (10)
- 24: Gay Aiken (16)
- 23: Alcoholic mom fail (5)
- 22: Middle aged Kids on the Block (7)
- 20: Travis Barker & DJ AM in critical condition (17)
- 19: National Pirate Day (8)
- 18: Sagging pants illegal in, yup, Florida (19)
- 18: Oprah Fatfrey (12)
- 17: Sidecarsally: Motivational Speaker (8)
- 17: RIP: Giant Swedish weed field (14)
- 17: India teen puts fish in his dick, regrets it later (7)
- 16: Cop points his piece at kids (6)
- 15: Ad fail (10)
- 15: Jesus moth discovered in Texas (10)
- 15: 33 going on 15, then going to jail (10)
- 12: Forum fun! (1)
- 11: Crackhead tries to trade baby, fails (13)
- 11: Virginity for sale (15)
- 10: Kidnapped for a cause (15)
- 09: Kinky superintendent gets canned, likes it (8)
- 08: LPGA gets strict (7)
- 08: Rough Monday for some (7)
- 05: When cute animals attack (12)
- 04: Slut + Molester = Love (9)
- 03: Lemme axe you somethin’ (18)
- 03: Kid forced to spell the F-word (11)
- 01: Mantis Murder and Banana Pudding (7)
- 01: It’s OK to hit women (sometimes) (13)
- August 2008 (31)
- 29: Michigan State Fair gets morbid (10)
- 29: Jacko turns 50, still a freak (10)
- 28: I got the lube blues (13)
- 28: Mmmm, dogs. *BONER* (15)
- 27: STFU about the iPhone girl (8)
- 27: Pre-School Fight Club (7)
- 26: Guestbook update & Britney bashin’ (8)
- 26: No butter? That’s a stabbin’ (5)
- 25: Too fat for prison (7)
- 25: Deja Vu (3)
- 22: Whale murder (9)
- 21: God hates me (8)
- 20: Godzilla Jr. (14)
- 19: LOL @ marriage (17)
- 18: High School: The Porno 2 (8)
- 15: That’s a stabbin’ (7)
- 15: Monster mash (11)
- 14: Handshake fail (12)
- 13: World’s tallest woman dies (9)
- 13: Why? Oh, Ming! (8)
- 12: Bush loves money, hates pandas (9)
- 11: B-I-N-G-OH MY GOD (25)
- 09: Bernie Muthafuckin’ Mac, dead (6)
- 08: Chinese man gets his little pp stuck (12)
- 07: 25 minutes in heaven (11)
- 07: Sidecarsally 2.0 (12)
- 05: Man arrested after sandwich incident (10)
- 04: Captcha code fail (36)
- 04: Get your pubes did (10)
- 01: Turdles (13)
- 01: Watch your head (7)
- July 2008 (26)
- 31: Mommy & Clyde (11)
- 30: Myspace fatties and dick cheese (21)
- 29: Fatty fat fat (11)
- 29: Balls or boobs? (18)
- 28: BatFAIL (6)
- 25: Sidecarsally’s Poetry Hole #2 (21)
- 24: Don’t pretend to do your job (8)
- 23: Have you seen this person? (8)
- 23: Sidecarsally’s severe weather report (4)
- 22: Rapper DMX arrested. No fucking WAY! (10)
- 21: Security guard does his job, people angry (33)
- 17: Royal Joke (16)
- 16: My bid-niss, my bid-nass… cards (4)
- 16: Larebaked Nadies (6)
- 15: New bug found. Yay. (13)
- 14: Oops! I think I did it again (23)
- 11: Shart cars (10)
- 10: The missing piece to my personality (19)
- 10: Obama’s nuts in critical danger (5)
- 08: The right to remain roadkill (8)
- 08: Kidman and Urban have a baby. Yay. (4)
- 07: Fuck airplanes (7)
- 07: Sidecarsally vandalized, wants revenge (14)
- 03: Why I’m proud to be an American… ROFL (5)
- 03: Texas frowns on crime, praises vigilante justice (10)
- 01: Batman strikes again (10)
- June 2008 (29)
- 30: NBC settles with bitchy sister (16)
- 27: Mini Me and the Palace of Giant Poon (15)
- 27: Mars: Like Earth, but less interesting (8)
- 26: Some things should just stay lost forever (18)
- 25: 7g h2yg265v svss[[,,, (22)
- 25: Aw shit. Dammit! Fuck! (5)
- 25: Congratulations, you’re an idiot. (12)
- 24: “Hey, can you give me a hand?” (13)
- 20: Real men wear manties (11)
- 20: Lern how 2 fuckn spel (18)
- 19: “Get that fucking thing out of me” (13)
- 18: Father of the Day (4)
- 18: Milk, milk, lemonade – around the corner, fudge is made (4)
- 17: Tiger Woods wins! Five people pretend to care. (7)
- 16: Gays 1 – Conservatives 0 (7)
- 16: Today’s news: Death (5)
- 13: R. Kelly not guilty *rolls eyes* (7)
- 12: Tits are neat (14)
- 12: I am taking this personally (13)
- 11: Baby (dick)back ribs (10)
- 10: I scream, you scream. We all scream for SHUT THE FUCK UP! (9)
- 09: Don’t call him a hero yet (8)
- 09: Who woulda guessed that being white could be a bad thing? (7)
- 06: Old man plays chicken with car. Fails. (11)
- 05: Ed McManICouldUseSomeMoney (1)
- 05: Sexual Education (5)
- 04: Yes! Wait… aww, man! (7)
- 03: RIP: My anus (11)
- 02: Three-foot rule? Wait, seriously? (10)
- May 2008 (25)
- 30: Rich bitch party goes wrong. Boo hoo. (5)
- 30: Stop looking at me, Swan (5)
- 28: Baby mowin’ (3)
- 27: Memorial Gay 2008 (18)
- 27: The best day of my life (5)
- 23: It’s FINALLY over… for now (5)
- 23: Wild hogs assist the pigs (1)
- 22: Mama Meat Cleaver (6)
- 21: Donkey jailed for being an ass (0)
- 20: How NOT to avoid getting a ticket (0)
- 20: Hero of the day: Ralph Hardy (0)
- 19: You’re 7-years-old: Go make some fucking money (0)
- 16: Iceland: Land of dicks (0)
- 15: Fat guy in a little coat (0)
- 14: Missing person (0)
- 14: Drunk Vader (0)
- 13: A very resourceful man (0)
- 13: Jimmy Phallus (0)
- 12: Who woulda guessed? (0)
- 09: Fun with tracheas (0)
- 09: Reason to love India #64: Baby tossing (0)
- 08: Welcome wooters! (0)
- 02: Today is a black day (5)
- 02: I fought the law and the law won… 32 years later (0)
- 02: David Blaine breaks a record (0)
- April 2008 (31)
- 30: You filthy bitch. No, really. You’re filthy. (0)
- 30: Father of LSD dies at 102 (0)
- 29: Drunk kids (0)
- 29: The devil threatens to explode Planet Hollywood. (0)
- 29: Sluts gone wild (0)
- 28: Death of a dolphin (0)
- 28: The 24 year grounding (0)
- 25: Have you seen this priest? (1)
- 25: Porno? That’s a stabbin’ (3)
- 25: Blade behind bars (13)
- 24: Logo fun (5)
- 24: Tard Vs. Tard (3)
- 23: “Say your goddamn prayers!” (5)
- 23: Sidecarsally’s When Animals Attack (7)
- 22: Dude, where’s your car? (4)
- 22: Hello Five (7)
- 21: I love irrational people (3)
- 21: Chicago: Land of wind… and guns (2)
- 10: Being two-faced takes on a whole new meaning (5)
- 10: A sad day for porn lovers (3)
- 09: New “invention” protects baby heads (6)
- 09: Conan O’Stalker (4)
- 08: Myspace beatdown (3)
- 08: 565 people rescued from their own stupidity (3)
- 07: No country for old men with Alzheimer’s (2)
- 04: Face full of hawk (6)
- 03: Montana: The state you never wanted to visit (5)
- 02: Praise the Gods of technology! (10)
- 02: Third graders plot murder (3)
- 01: Dunkin Dicknuts (6)
- 01: Wrestlemania 24 turns on the heat (3)
- March 2008 (28)
- 31: Math prodigy turns prostitute. (4)
- 31: Fuck U2. Not you too. I mean the band… Fuck U2. (1)
- 28: How to tell when your kid has issues (2)
- 28: “Man” gets knocked up (4)
- 27: Global BORE-ming (8)
- 26: I can’t even think of a cruel enough title (6)
- 25: Flaming granny (6)
- 25: Pilot prematurely fires off a round in plane (3)
- 24: Congratulacion, Mexico! (5)
- 24: Easter Sunday, Bloody Easter Sunday (4)
- 20: Lamb, errr… Goat of God (6)
- 20: Heather “Greedy Bitch” Mills (2)
- 19: Grannies gone wild (4)
- 18: Jizztastic voyage (6)
- 18: That’s not fudge in my lunchbox (2)
- 17: Pervert busted by geek squad (1)
- 17: Silly straw fun (for the whole family) (3)
- 14: What a shocker! (4)
- 13: The thousand year dump (7)
- 12: I love the smell of hookers in the morning (3)
- 12: Oops, sorry lady! (2)
- 10: Hey! This sounds like a good idea… (2)
- 10: “10,000″ BC (6)
- 07: Creepy Catholic, Perverted Pope (7)
- 05: Asshole marine goes puppy-tossing (12)
- 04: Michigan masterminds (7)
- 04: Sexiest psycho award (8)
- 03: Bitch brawl at Chuck E. Cheese (6)
- February 2008 (31)
- 29: Wah, wah, fucking wah! (7)
- 28: Pube steaks (7)
- 27: A lesbian volleyball coach? No waaaay (sarcasm). (3)
- 27: Yet another reason to hate Oregon: The people (9)
- 26: Never, ever get married. Ever. (11)
- 25: American Deathlines (7)
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- 20: Kirstie Alley leaves Jenny Craig; lies about her weight (4)
- 19: OMG YES (6)
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- 18: Where’s the beef? (7)
- 18: Congratulations, I guess. (0)
- 15: Just like daddy! (4)
- 15: Blee blee blee, that’s all slut! (4)
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- 07: Ghost of Henry VIII captured on cell phone (6)
- 06: Ass Wednesday (6)
- 06: Honey, I’m hooooome! (4)
- 01: Sorry y’all (4)
- January 2008 (43)
- 31: We were soooo close… (5)
- 31: We’re all gonna die!!! Sike. (3)
- 31: Psycho-boy is at it again! (4)
- 30: Vending machines in L.A. sell chronic (6)
- 29: Pissing in public gets you a fine. That’s it? Psssssssss (2)
- 29: Gay Jell-O wrestling… quality family fun! (3)
- 29: The best arrest photo ever (4)
- 28: Dear God, please forgive me for sucking 10,000 dicks (6)
- 25: Candy cigarettes? Psh. (2)
- 25: Killing gay French people isn’t funny… to some people (1)
- 24: Lock me up and throw away the key (2)
- 23: Teacher jerks off on student (3)
- 23: Go ahead… do us all a favor (5)
- 23: Dear Hollywood, stop killing all the good actors (4)
- 22: From the silver pole to the silver screen (0)
- 22: The little burglar that couldn’t (0)
- 21: Would you like a cavity search with that combo? (3)
- 21: A fine day to shop for cars and watch people go SPLAT! (3)
- 21: Forklift 1 – Kid 0 (4)
- 18: Lily “Miscarriage” Allen (9)
- 17: Nobody cares to see your balls (2)
- 16: Squirrels: Don’t put your nuts in that hole (9)
- 15: Must… have… BEER! (3)
- 15: What if? (7)
- 14: I now pronounce you brother and sister; you may now fuck your sister. (7)
- 14: Chew gum, shit brains out, lose weight! (6)
- 11: Satan! (3)
- 11: Global warming brings “hope” to Baghdad (2)
- 10: Ready? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (4)
- 10: Pregnant marine goes “missing” (8)
- 09: Hangman! (4)
- 09: Marijuana reform! (5)
- 09: English teacher bangs her student; gets early vacation (1)
- 08: For Sale: Robosaur (3)
- 08: Britney released, but gets visit from “Dr.” Phil first (1)
- 07: Father beat up by son and wife over iPod (2)
- 07: Home Run Derby (3)
- 04: What would you do for Hannah Montana tickets? (2)
- 04: That’s not just any drunken bitch… (4)
- 03: Halo 4: Super-Stalking Edition (3)
- 03: Last wish: “I just wanna see sum titties!” (2)
- 02: Living Pikachu found… and I want one. (2)
- 02: First baby of 2008. Ew I hate babies. (1)
- December 2007 (35)
- 28: Underpants gnome lives in Santa Fe, TX (2)
- 27: Marissa from the OC gets DUI (1)
- 26: Sluts and doggie boners (3)
- 26: …And if you look to your left, you’ll see AHHHHH! (1)
- 26: Post U Sum Bail (1)
- 21: Leather handbag or naked old woman? (4)
- 21: Quick, hide the kids! (2)
- 20: Squirrels is smart! (1)
- 20: “Finish Him!” (3)
- 19: Leave the trannies alone! (3)
- 19: We are so fucked. (2)
- 18: That isn’t a troll under that bridge, it’s a sex offender! (6)
- 18: Scared of flying? (7)
- 17: Turboslut x 50 (1)
- 17: Presidential candidate has fat, psycho son (3)
- 17: Oldest man in the world dies (2)
- 14: Ride the S.L.U.T (2)
- 14: Dear Timmy, fuck you. Love, Santa. (1)
- 13: Freedom hater! (9)
- 13: Ain’t no beatin’ bad enough (0)
- 12: Hang out with your thang out (3)
- 12: Digging up the past (0)
- 11: Giant spider attack delays shuttle launch (4)
- 11: Granny takes loaded gun to Disney World (0)
- 10: Freedom of speech? What is that? (0)
- 10: Presidential death threat backfires on kids (4)
- 07: Substitute teacher! Yay! (6)
- 07: Idiot of the Day Award Pt. 2 (1)
- 06: Someone please, stop her. (0)
- 06: What’s the date, asshole? (3)
- 05: Brrrrrr *shiver* (0)
- 05: Pimp C from UGK = dead (1)
- 04: Adios Robitussin (2)
- 03: Evel Knievel Dies Slow, Boring Death (0)
- 03: Mummified Dinosaur Found in North Dakota (1)
- November 2007 (25)
- 30: Ask a question: Revenge (1)
- 29: Cop Beat Up By Obsessed Tila Fan (4)
- 29: Asshole Goes to Jail for Million Dollar Bill (0)
- 28: “Fuck.” (1)
- 27: Thank you Kraft (5)
- 27: France le riots! (1)
- 26: The Hulkster’s Marriage Gets Suplexed (1)
- 26: Hawthorne Heights Guitarist – Dead @ 26 (1)
- 20: Hey, Snort This! (2)
- 19: Youuuu’re So Vain (1)
- 16: Fat Chick Friday (0)
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- 14: A Landmark Day: My Freakin Birthday (6)
- 13: Birthday Countdown (7)
- 12: Labradoodles: Please Stop Making Them (3)
- 12: Mother of Kanye West Dies (0)
- 09: Idiot of the Day Awards (1)
- 09: Fat Chick Friday (1)
- 08: Aqua Dots = Date Rape Fun For Kids! (2)
- 07: Ozzy Fans/Criminals Get Owned By Cops (0)
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- 05: King Tut Face Revealed – Wow… Awesome. (3)
- 02: Fisting Nemo (2)
- 02: Hollywood Writers on Strike: Phew! (1)
- 02: Legendary Murderer Dies at 92 (6)
- October 2007 (17)
- 31: Crazy blonde kills 3 people on “accident” (1)
- 29: Evita Jr. (2)
- 29: Congratu-freakin-lations, Boston (4)
- 26: Real Ghosts? ROFL. (2)
- 26: California: “Duuuuude, I am sooooo hiiiigh.” (2)
- 25: James Watson: The Kind, Old Racist (1)
- 24: Kid Rock Arrested… at Waffle House (2)
- 23: California: Tastes like burning! (4)
- 22: Models is smart (1)
- 19: My Little Columbine (0)
- 19: I LOVE ALCOHOL (1)
- 15: Whatchu know about jail? (0)
- 12: Holy piss! Reviews are up. (2)
- 09: Pam Anderson + Rick Soloman = Prick Solomanderson (0)
- 03: Perv Alert (0)
- 03: Congratulations, freak. (4)
- 02: Canada Wins! (2)
- September 2007 (7)
- 27: Bring on the shitstorm! (0)
- 26: No stuntman for you this time, George (0)
- 26: Kiefer Drunkerland (2)
- 25: “You wanna try me, young boy?!” (0)
- 25: Dont fuck with campus pigs (1)
- 24: Good, Bad, and Worse. (1)
- 12: Britney Spears, Gay Boys, and Milkmen (4)
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