http://www.sidecarsally.com You probably shouldn't laugh at any of this... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:07:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A lot of people know what it's like to have a creepy neighbor. If you don't, then you haven't lived next door to me yet. But I'm creepy in that awesome kind of way. Hehehe. That was supposed to be a creepy laugh. One teenage girl who isn't amused by the ... http://www.sidecarsally.com/2008/11/21/molester-moves-next-door-to-molestee/ Stop the presses and call the fuckin' National Guard! Paris Hilton is single and looking to spread her crabs around Hollywood again. Before I continue, I'll bet most of you can't even tell me the name of her latest ex. However, it would be much easier to name at least ... http://www.sidecarsally.com/2008/11/20/paris-hiltons-vagina-vacant-again/ Some people have serious anger management problems. Most of us can remember at least a few crazy asshole kids from elementary school. You know, the boy that told the teacher to "fuck off," or threw a chair at her. Sometimes both. This type of behavior is a red flag for further ... http://www.sidecarsally.com/2008/11/19/subway-beat-fresh/ Sunday afternoon, Edward Taibi was hunting for deer in rural Swan Lake, New York. As he sat in his tree stand, a nice-looking deer came trotting into view. "Oh, that there's a nice-looking goddamn deer," Edward probably thought as he brought the rifle up to his shoulder and aimed it. ... http://www.sidecarsally.com/2008/11/18/renegade-bullet-claims-life/ Happy Monday! Eh, just kidding, there's nothing that great about today - or Monday's in general. Unless you win the lottery on a Monday, you might as well just stay home and jerk off all day because Mondays are meh. I can officially start using the word "meh." Dictionary publisher HarperCollins ... http://www.sidecarsally.com/2008/11/17/meh/ Well, I don't have any gray pubes yet, but I'm getting close. This weekend, I celebrated my 25th birthday by drinking profusely. I wasn't even drunk yet. Saturday night, The All-American Rejects had just played a show down the street, so they came out after and even let us drink on their ... http://www.sidecarsally.com/2008/11/17/sidecarsally-old-man/ German doctors claim that they have cured a 42-year-old American man of AIDS. For over 20 months now, he has tested negative for the virus. Apparently, the patient was treated with stem cells from a person naturally resistant to the virus. Wait a minute. A person can be naturally resistant ... http://www.sidecarsally.com/2008/11/14/possible-cure-for-aids-discovered/ American Idol judge Paula Abdul had a creepy scare last night. An obsessed fan's dead body was found in a car parked outside Abdul's LA home around 6PM. The fan was 30-year-old Paula Goodspeed, who appeared in an American Idol tryout three years ago and was brutally dissed by all ... http://www.sidecarsally.com/2008/11/12/american-suicidol/ I've heard more than a few people - especially college girls - defend their alcohol addictions by saying, "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings." Then, you find them at a different party or bar every night, and they're doing shit like this: Already in position to ... http://www.sidecarsally.com/2008/11/11/drunken-family-needs-intervention/ What's wet, yellow, and fun? Pissing on people! I can assure you that the man wasn't holding a fish before this photo was edited. While we're in the political spirit since the recent election, I thought I'd write another story about a Jersey City counsilman - Steven Lipski, 44. Steven was arrested at ... http://www.sidecarsally.com/2008/11/10/councilman-makes-it-rain/