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	<description>You probably shouldn't laugh at any of this...</description>
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		<title>Chuck Norris birthday ruined by Corey Haim&#8217;s tragic death</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris and I have a special relationship &#8212; we communicate with each other telepathically. Today, I was wishing Chuck a happy birthday when our brain link was interrupted by the news of Corey Haim&#8217;s untimely death.
Actor Corey Haim died of an accidental drug overdose today. He was 38-years-old and one of the best child [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2010/03/11/chuck-norris-birthday-ruined-by-corey-haims-tragic-death/</link>
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		<title>Tsunami panic unnecessary</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Guy #1: &#8220;Dude, did you hear about that massive earthquake that happened in Chile this morning? It was way more powerful than the Haiti quake, bro!&#8221;
Guy #2: &#8220;Holy shit, that sucks. I hope everyone&#8217;s alright there.&#8221;
Guy #1: &#8220;You dumbass, fuck those people &#8212; the news is reporting a massive tsunami heading to the coast of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2010/03/01/tsunami-panic-unnecessary/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve been lazy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry for the lack of updates lately, guys. I decided to take miniature vacation instead of worrying about when the next drunk mom from Florida would drop her baby in the street, or when the next guy would stab his ex-girlfriend&#8217;s fish for revenge, or when the next rapist would accidentally target an underage transvestite. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2010/02/25/ive-been-lazy/</link>
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		<title>From Hugs to Boners</title>
		<description><![CDATA[With the recent occurrence of natural disasters (Haiti, Rosie O&#8217;Donnell, etc.), people are in need of hugs. Somebody did a survey about hugs once, and it showed that most people enjoy hugs from beautiful large-breasted women &#8212; those who do not enjoy it were assumed to be hugtarded and unable to understand what a proper [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2010/02/17/from-hugs-to-boners/</link>
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		<title>Bad Biology (2008)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I watched a film called Bad Biology last night, and now I must share the story of its awesomeness with you. Earth would be a better place if everyone bought this movie and learned from it. It&#8217;s about a boy with a giant mutant penis and a girl with seven clits.
THE PLOT
Driven by biological excess, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2010/02/15/bad-biology-2008/</link>
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		<title>How to snitch on yourself</title>
		<description><![CDATA[KENTUCKY &#8212; When an armed man broke into Stephen Bosch&#8217;s home this week and stole $180 from him, he reported the crime to the police. When the cops arrived at his place to investigate, they asked Stephen why his home smelled like marijuana. He admitted that the thief also stole 10.5 grams of weed from [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2010/02/11/how-to-snitch-on-yourself/</link>
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		<title>The Rocketeer on Ice</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sledding is the art of descending a hillside slope at breakneck speeds while sitting on any flat object that enhances the sledding experience &#8212; like the hood of your neighbor&#8217;s car.
An important safety rule to remember when sledding is never wear a helmet &#8212; they obstruct your view. Also, if you see a person in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2010/02/10/the-rocketeer-on-ice/</link>
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		<title>Charlie Sheen is a crazyman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got a midget that works for me under the table. Not because I don&#8217;t have an &#8220;authorized midget employer&#8221; permit, but because he&#8217;s too short to see over his workstation &#8212; so he works under it. His job is to alert me whenever a male celebrity gets arrested for (or goes on trial for) [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2010/02/09/charlie-sheen-is-a-crazyman/</link>
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		<title>Babysitters are a waste of money</title>
		<description><![CDATA[CHINA &#8212; After Chen Chuanliu&#8217;s 4-year-old daughter was kidnapped a few weeks ago, he didn&#8217;t want to take any chances on losing his 2-year-old son. Losing a daughter isn&#8217;t a big deal to most Chinese parents, but male children are very important to the family. A pedicab driver by day, Chen only has one child [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2010/02/05/babysitters-are-a-waste-of-money/</link>
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		<title>Mom blows daughter&#8217;s friend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Marriage isn&#8217;t all it&#8217;s cracked up to be. You could be happily married for over a decade, then one day, your wife confesses that she sucked the penis of a teenage boy.
MICHIGAN &#8212; 32-year-old Norma Lira has three children with her husband. When her teenage daughter brought a male friend home one day last year, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2010/02/04/mom-blows-daughters-friend/</link>
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