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	<title>Sidecarsally - Your Source for Offbeat News and Reviews</title>
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	<description>You probably shouldn&#039;t laugh at any of this...</description>
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		<title>Right-winger vandalizes left-wing cat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is the most fucked up thing I&#8217;ve written about since that one lady cooked her baby in a microwave.
Some redneck bastard in Arkansas bashed an innocent cat&#8217;s head in this week and scrawled &#8220;Liberal&#8221; on its body. The cat was not a Liberal, but its owner Jacob Burris is.
Burris is Arkansas Democrat Ken Aden&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2012/01/25/right-winger-vandalizes-left-wing-cat/</link>
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		<title>I finally have a chance with her</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you hear that little raspy sound, like a balloon being deflated, or a queef? 
That&#8217;s the last remaining breath of love between Heidi Klum and recording artist/model Seal dying. The couple is calling it quits after eight long years of &#8220;why the fuck is she with HIM?&#8221;

Seal can&#8217;t help how he looks. His scars [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2012/01/23/i-finally-have-a-chance-with-her/</link>
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		<title>You suck at liposuction</title>
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The ugly, smug-looking bitch in the photo above is Behnaz Yazdanfar, an ex-cosmetic &#8220;surgeon&#8221; who recently had her license suspended for two years after she killed someone back in 2007.
Yazdanfar killed Krista Stryland during a routine liposuction procedure in 2007. The maximum volume of fat and fluid removed should never exceed 5 liters, but Yazdanfar [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2011/12/22/you-suck-at-liposuction/</link>
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		<title>Housebusters</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know the Mythbusters Jamie and Adam, right? If not, stop reading this article right now, slap yourself (that&#8217;s from me), and then continue reading. Watch more TV, you lazy fuck.

If you know Adam and Jamie, then you probably know their three assistants too: Douche guy, Asian guy, and hot/slutty redhead. They design and perform [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2011/12/08/housebusters/</link>
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		<title>Enough already!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve reached my maximum limit of irritation: I&#8217;m sick and tired of hearing Adele on the radio. I get it &#8212; she has nice pipes and can sing like the Dickens, whatever that means, but that doesn&#8217;t mean she should be played on every station 800 times a day.
This morning, I got to work, poured [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2011/12/05/enough-already/</link>
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		<title>This is news in Canada</title>
		<description><![CDATA[CANADA &#8212; Let&#8217;s hope this is the only story that I ever write about milk.
Michael Schmidt, an Ontario dairy farmer was fined $9,150 for selling unpastuerized milk to people. Although his milk didn&#8217;t cause any injuries, it&#8217;s illegal to sell raw milk in Canada.

Michael Schmidt &#8212; Canadian Milk Martyr
The government doesn&#8217;t want dairy farmers selling [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2011/11/26/this-is-news-in-canada/</link>
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		<title>Oh Christmas Tre-AAHHHH</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had no idea that New Zealand even celebrates Christmas, and if this video is any indication of the country&#8217;s collective intelligence, maybe they should just stick to chasing sheep around all day.

Pilot Greg Gribble was manuring (not maneuvering) a helicopter to set up a Christmas tree in the capital city of Auckland yesterday when [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2011/11/24/oh-christmas-tre-aahhhh/</link>
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		<title>What is wrong with us?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why are we all such assholes to each other? If we don&#8217;t understand someone&#8217;s woes, we tend to brush them off rather than try to understand their troubles. Not all of us, of course, but most of us.
Admittedly, I am an asshole too, but I&#8217;m trying to change. For example, I hate protesters that stand [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2011/11/21/what-is-wrong-with-us/</link>
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		<title>Justin Bieber still innocent</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Me and Justin Bieber have something in common. Yes, we both fantasize about Selena Gomez, but we also have something else in common: Both of us have been falsely accused of being dads.
A lying whore named Mariah Yeater recently accused the Biebz of getting her pregnant in a backstage bathroom after a concert.
Due to the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2011/11/17/justin-bieber-still-innocent/</link>
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		<title>Moo gobble BURN</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ONTARIO &#8212; The last couple of days have been pretty shitty for the livestock around here. The animals have been whispering about the fires that killed 1,500 turkeys in Aurora and 65 cows in Stayner.

This image is a dramatization.
You&#8217;ve probably never heard of Stayner or Aurora, but the name of the town shouldn&#8217;t matter. If [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sidecarsally.com/2011/11/17/moo-gobble-burn/</link>
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