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So one time we watched fatpie.com after a crazy blizzard hit your aunts place, and drank J&B...
Money.
Miss you, dear.
youve been cracking me up and making sense since my first read here.
Dustin, that video was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!! As I was watching, the nurse in me kicked in and I was thinking... I wouldn't want him as my patient, which he probably would've been for weeks! That had to do some MAJOR MAJOR damage! OUCH!
i love sidecarsally.
i miss you.
Your blog continues to bring me perverse pleasure. Keep it up.
Happy birthday. From me n keegs
Happy motherfucking birthday hot stuff!
happy freakin birthday man
Oh yes it's your birthday,
the day on which you were born.
Too bad you're going to spend it
watching Canadian porn.
Happy exit the vagina day Dustin. May all your gay fantasies come true
happy early birfday homie
love this shit keep it up and if i hade some mother fucking moeny i'de send it to ya but im broke like a hookers hymen, lol.
Happy early birthday. Just remember that REGARDLESS if you think you're going to imminently die, wrap up Little Dusty (haha, dusty, as in rarely used... awww.)
Because there's nothing worse than realizing that you're going to live a very, very long time..... with herpe-titis.
Homo, homo, Homo.
signed,
the last shebang.
May you receive your utmost sexual fantasy for your birthday, which this year happens to be being tied up while some one peels off your skin and consumes your muscle tissue all while you watch in both horror and delight.
Happy Birthday!
Anniepants wants...
in your pants.
signed,
Anniepants.
Hey, loser!
so when are you coming up to CMU again, halloween?? me and my cousins will be dawning our usual whore costumes, you should come up!!
Dude, I fucking love this site (Uhm, 'cept for the cazy zoo boy story. Aha). You're fucking hilarious. :]
i fucking love sidecarsally
Dustin,
Seeing as how I'm your oldest brother, I feel its my duty to tell you that you have too much free time. You may want to get a hobby or two. Personally, I would look into lighting farts on fire or smashing toads with baseball bats. Maybe you could somehow combine the two, I dont know, your the one that went to college.
