SCOTLAND — When Barbara Garry, 34, was looking after a 2-year-old child last month, she had no idea that drinking alcohol was a bad decision. Before she knew it, she was blackout drunk, stumbling down a crowded street with the toddler in a stroller packed with booze.

Witnesses watched in horror as Garry fell into oncoming traffic, dragging the stroller down with her. The baby suffered minor injuries after being ejected from the stroller and landing in the middle of the road with cars and buses swerving to avoid it.

When police arrived, Barbara Garry was so drunk that she didn’t even know she had a child with her, so they arrested her. She promptly vomited in the backseat of their car.

Garry’s trial was this week and although she has “no recollection” of the incident, but according to her attorney, “she was horrified she could put the child in danger and horrified by what might have happened.” Garry received 12 months probation.

Somehow, the child remains in Barbara Garry’s care because apparently, drunken toddlers get spilled into the streets by their drunken mothers all the time in Scotland. If this is true, I need to get a passport immediately and see this shit before they run out of babies.

It’s safe to say that a 2-year-old child would be safer living by itself than with this lady.

Bonus: Barbara Garry is the definition of fugly. Someone hand my dick a barfbag! I mean that my penis actually wants to vomit, not ejaculate.

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