You may have heard of Kenneth Pinyan, also known as Mr. Hands. Kenneth achieved Internet fame in 2005 after a popular video showed him being anally penetrated by a horse — Imagine the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape, but in a stable at night.

“I just love animals. A lot. Like, way more than normal.” – Kenneth Pinyan

Unfortunately, Kenneth never got to brag about his fame because he died of a perforated colon shortly after the horse (pictured above) destroyed his anus.

Kenneth’s video coupled with the news of his “tragic” death scared a lot of horse fuckers (zoophiles). “You can die from a giant horse erection being shoved into your intestinal tract?”

Yet the horse-touching continues.

SOUTH CAROLINA — Rodell Vereen has been arrested for the second time in a year for having sex with Barbara Kenley’s horse, Sugar. On July 19th, Rodell was caught on surveillance tape standing on a haystack behind Sugar and thrusting himself into her.

“Police kept telling me it couldn’t be the same guy,” Barbara told reporters Wednesday. “I couldn’t believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse.”

The police were wrong and Barbara knew it. Armed with a shotgun, she spent several nights in Sugar’s stable. On Monday night, Rodell returned. Barbara chased Rodell back to his truck, where she held him at gunpoint until police arrived and arrested him.

After police watched Barbara’s video footage, Rodell was charged with buggery — vaginal intercourse by either a man or a woman with an animal.

“At least it was a female horse” is the only defending statement I can come up with.

This is Rodell’s second buggery offense — he was sentenced to three years of probation last year for having sex with the same horse. He was also ordered to stay away from the horse stables and declared a sex offender.

Women have been having sex with donkeys and horses for decades, but every time a guy wants to have some equestrial love adventures, people get all “Ewww” about it. America has way too many double standards — Horses need love too.

Bonus mugshot: