The man pictured below is David Miller, Mayor of Toronto, Ontario.

David Miller, giving a speech from inside the Brass Rail Gentleman’s Club.

Today, Miller appeared on CNN, where he discussed Toronto’s biggest problem — a strike by 24,000 city workers, most importantly, a GARBAGEMAN STRIKE.

“Garbageman” might be politically incorrect, but I’ve never seen a garbagewoman, sooo…

Since June 22nd, no garbage has been cleaned out of bins anywhere in Toronto unless by volunteers. The city smells like shit everywhere you go. Imagine walking through Chinatown when fish carcasses and dead cats have been left to broil in the summer sun.

It smells like a nuclear war between used tampons and aborted fetuses.

Don’t believe me? Here, watch this:

On CNN, “Mayor” Miller lied to America and played-down the severity of our situation. “Despite all these challenges, it’s actually a great time to visit Toronto,” he said.

Yeah, If you wanna get attacked by a raccoon. They’re everywhere now.

These are real raccoons.

Next time you visit Toronto, try walking around. You will get human feces on your shoes. Unless Miller can reach a deal with the Union, it’s only going to get worse. We’re gonna be fucked in 2010 when Michigan stops letting us dump our trash on them!

I urge everyone living in Toronto to pick up some garbage today. Please.