Adam Goldstein, also known as DJ AM, was found dead in his apartment yesterday from a suspected drug overdose. He was 36-years-old. His biggest “accomplishments” include fucking Nicole Richie, Mandy Moore, and being an ex-member of the band Crazy Town.

He also owned over 600 pairs of shoes, the majority of them Nikes. Could it be that his death was karma-related for all the child labor that went into his collection? Hmmm…

Wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt, but died of an overdose. Ohh, the irony!

Less than a year ago, Travis Barker (Blink 182) and Goldstein (DJ AM) were the sole survivors of a fiery plane crash that took the lives of everyone else aboard. They were taken to the hospital in critical condition, but made hasty recoveries.

A month after the crash, Goldstein told People Magazine, “I have a great deal of faith that everything happens for a reason. I put myself in God’s hands.”

I’ll bet it’s nice n’ toasty in there!

If everything happens for a reason, then God made Goldstein survive the plane crash so he could die of an overdose less than a year later. Wow, that’s bleak.

Goldstein was reportedly depressed because of a recent break-up with longtime girlfriend Hayley Wood. He also suffered from post traumatic stress disorder and had recurring pain from the plane crash. But at least he still had 600 pairs of shoes!

This is like the real-life version of the movie Final Destination.

I was going to write a little more about Adam Goldstein, but truthfully, I couldn’t care less about this article. And I really need to take a shit, so umm, RIP Adam Goldstein.

Poop time!