The pigs in Texas are responsible for something worse than swine flu.

“[On Thursday] Kathryn Winkfein was stopped for doing 60 mph in a 45 zone in her pickup truck on a highway near Austin, Texas. After Deputy Chris Bieze finished writing the ticket, he gave it to her and asked her to sign it, but Winkfein refused.

Bieze insisted, saying he would have to arrest her if she didn’t sign the ticket. When she wouldn’t sign, he opened the door to the truck and told her to get out.” – MSNBC

Kathryn stepped out of the car and was shoved over to the side of the road by Bieze. Her attitude from the beginning of the ordeal was very disrespectful to the officer, but dude, she’s 72-years-old.

Bieze gave Kathryn fair warning several times that she would be tasered if she didn’t comply with his orders. She taunted him back, saying, “Go ahead. Tase me. I DARE you.”

So he did.

Then she was arrested and charged with resisting arrest. If you’ve been waiting your whole life to see an old lady get tasered, BEHOLD! (watch the video )

Kathryn was charged and released from custody shortly after the incident. She immediately went squealing to the news station. She denied being argumentative and combative with the deputy, even though she was clearly acting like a cunt in the video. But dude, she’s 72-foockin’-years-old.

In Chris Bieze’s defense, the Travis County 3rd Precinct Whateverthefuck released the footage above. The idea was to clearly show Kathryn acting like an old bitch and deserving her zapping. What everyone else saw was their poor, harmless, senile grandmother getting unnecessarily electrocuted by a fat prick cop.

I would sooner punch a baby before I tasered an old woman. Even if she was running at me with a butcher’s knife. I’d just point behind her and say, “Antique Roadshow is on!” Then I’d spin kick her in the back of the head and take the knife. But I’d never taser an old lady.

Alternative Press interviewed Travis County (Texas) sheriff Greg Hamilton, and he was disgusted by Deputy Bieze’s decision to taser Kathryn. “I do not personally agree with the actions of the deputy constable as they are shown in the video. When I look at the video, I am in awe of what happened,” he said.

But Travis County Constable Richard McCain defended his fellow bacon-brother. When asked if it was really appropriate for his deputy to use his taser, he said, “Yes.”

“I’m Constable Richard McCain, and I approve this brutality.”

The Travis County constables aren’t trained in hand-to-hand combat with elderly women. I can understand why Bieze panicked as Kathryn approached him. Controlling her with his own physical strength would have been far too dangerous.

Just imagine if this was your own grandmother. You’d feel pretty bad. No? Your grandma must’ve been a bitch then. You missed out on some of the best times of your life — the Grandma Times.