Alberta, Canada is an amazing, beautiful place. I recommend that you plan your next vacation there. Imagine beautiful white beaches, blue ocean, coral reefs, cheap booze, drugs, and people with braided hair.

WELCOME TO ALBERTA, CANADA.

Oops, that’s Jamaica. Hey, don’t get mad at me – I was just copying Alberta and their $25-million public relations campaign.

Very recently, the Albertan government ran a campaign ad to promote tourism to their poopy province. However, it was discovered that a beach scene photo used in one of the ads wasn’t from Alberta at all, but ENGLAND.

The phony ad.

Cat’s out of the bag now, Alberta. What do you have to say about this deception, Tom Olsen, director of media relations for Alberta?

Tom: “There’s no attempt to make people think that this is Alberta. There’s no attempt to mislead. That picture just fit the mood and tone of what we were trying to do.” (his exact words)

You lying sack of shit. Admit it… you didn’t think you would get caught.

Tom:“But, how could anyone know where that beach was?” (a pretend question)

Uh, Tom, IT’S A FAMOUS BEACH in England where tourists go to see Sir Lancelot’s castle. No, seriously, look:

The same beach pictured in the ad for Alberta.

Oh, and we all know that this is what a real Albertan beach looks like:

Alberta has given us nothing but Nickelback and lies.