Women teachers across the globe have become increasingly attracted to their teenage male students and having sex with them. But is it really a problem?

UNITED KINGDUMB — Madeleine Martin, 39, was recently sentenced to 32 months in prison after pleading guilty to 10 counts of causing a teenage boy to engage in sexytime.

Madeleine first “crossed the line” with the 15-year-old male student after connecting with him on a social networking site. After several weeks of chatting online, their relationship evolved into a sexual one:

WEEK 1 (ONLINE)

SexyTeacher69: Hey Timmy, great job on your Religion exam today.
Pimples420: thx
SexyTeacher69:You’re a very smart boy. You’re probably very strong too.
Pimples420: yeah i guess, gotta run bye
Pimples420 has signed off.
SexyTeacher69:*sigh*

WEEK 4 (ONLINE)

SexyTeacher69: I noticed you’re struggling in class this week, Timmy.
Pimples420: sorry mrs. martin, i’ve just had a lot on my mind.
SexyTeacher69: You can call me Madeleine. I’m not married.
Pimples420: yeah but ur my teacher lol
SexyTeacher69: Only for a few more months when you go to 10th grade

WEEK 8 (ONLINE)

Pimples420: what r u doing awake?
SexyTeacher69: Grading papers. How about you? You have school tomorrow.
Pimples420: i’m bored
SexyTeacher69: Would you like to come over and help me grade papers?
Pimples420: depends on what ur wearing. lol just kiddin
SexyTeacher69: I’m not wearing anything.
Pimples420: omfg asdkjffff address plz?
SexyTeacher69: 25 Grassfield Way in Knutsford. Don’t get too excited lol. I don’t know what you have in mind, but we’re only grading papers
Pimples420: i googled it. be right over.
Pimples420 has signed off.

The teacher and student had sex multiple times until the kid called it quits a week later. Then he told his mother. Mom freaked out and called the police.

I hope I’m not the only person who thinks that 32 months in prison is a harsh punishment for Madeleine Martin. She’s not a perverted male gym teacher that rapes little girls — she’s just a horny middle-aged woman that fell victim to dick vapor.

I defined dick vapor back in June 2009 as: A colorless, tasteless, odorless vapor that rises from teenage boys’ crotches. The vapor has been proven to attract female high school teachers, hungry for a slightly-underaged erection.

This statement holds true today because 72 people have approved it’s definition at UrbanDictionary.com — 2 people disapproved, but they are severely retarded.

We need an alternative punishment for female teachers who sleep with teenage students. If anything, they are providing them with safe, hands-on sexual education and experience — and that’s something the entire world could benefit from at 15.

I lost my virginity at age 15 and it lasted 3 miserable seconds. I regret it every day.

I propose an “Adopt-A-Decent-Looking-Teacher-With-A-Sex-Addiction” program. Now.

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