ARKANSAS — It is perfectly legal for a police officer to taser a suspect of any age — so long as the suspect is resisting arrest or posing some risk of potential injury to others.

A couple weeks ago, I reported on the Arkansas cop that tasered a 10-year-old girl at the command of her mother. If you haven’t read the article, click HERE.

(But don’t forget to come back and read the update, dumbass.)

Update: After investigating the incident, the Ozark Police Department has fired officer Dustin Bradshaw for failing to initiate the camera on his stun gun before using it.

Police issue taser guns have tiny video cameras pre-installed in them, and cops are required to activate the camera before discharging their weapon.

According to Ozark police chief Jim Noggle, officer Bradshaw had been warned several times to activate the stun gun’s camera and microphone on his lapel before taking any action — but Bradshaw was a rebel with no regard for the rules:

“Officer Bradshaw [once] stated that it is worth a 5 point deduction just so he would not have to carry the cameras,” Noggle wrote. “In the past he had been told to wear and use his cameras by me on several occasions.” [1]

In the meanwhile, Dustin Bradshaw can spend his unemployed hours taking self-defense lessons, so he can properly defend himself against A FUCKING 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL.

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Marijuana smokers, you know this already: Weed is amazing. Everything about it rules — the taste, the smell, the high. If I could, I would make sweet love to a huge pile of it.

People don’t like marijuana for two reasons: 1) They’re assholes. 2) They’re dicks.

NETHERLANDS — Dutch police raided a cannabis farm this week and seized 47,000 plants worth an estimated street value of 6.3 million dollars. However, a little research on the farm would have revealed that it was a legal science experiment conducted by the University of Wageningen.

Outdoor cannabis farm — I would cry joyful tears if I ever came upon this.

Simon Vink, a spokesperson for the university, said the experiment involved testing the suitability of cannabis fibres for the production of textiles, paper and synthetic materials.

“The project had been underway for years and was in its final phase, which would have allowed us to introduced these new fibres to the market. We will probably suffer big losses; we are busy doing the calculations. More than half the plants were destroyed,” Vink said.

The worst part is that the seized and destroyed plants were “unfit for cannabis production due to an extremely low content of THC,” the main psychoactive ingredient in the plant — So even if the university decided to scrap the experiment and sell the weed to a bunch of kids, they probably wouldn’t even get stoned from it!

Can you believe that some people are actually scared of this thing?

The university is “busy talking to the police” about recovering costs. “How about you guys just give us 20 million dollars and then shoot yourselves in the face?”

Cannabis (hemp included) is a wondrous product with endless usability. Ford Motor Company built a hemp plastic car in 1941. Hemp oil can be used to create biofuels to reduce our dependency on fossil fuels. All that, PLUS it gets you high? Jesus!

Bonus: Write a suicide note on hemp paper and then hang yourself with a hemp rope!

OHIO — Perry Township police chief Timothy Escola has recently “retired” after being caught on his own dashboard camera kissing fellow officer Janine England — while escorting a suspect in custody.

We now have photos of the two officers involved:

Timothy Escola is a fucking PIMP. Ew, Janine. WTF?

30-year-old sex kitten Janine England was fired today after the video exploded on Youtube faster than Escola exploded in his Depends. A semen explosion, not diarrhea — that was later.

In the video, Janine looked closely at the backseat a few times. Nobody knows why, but she appeared to whisper something off-topic from the handjob she was giving. Distraction is key. “How bout that Michael Jackson memorial? K, look away now.”

I’m sorry you lost your job, Janine. Come work for me. I’ll pay you one dick per hour.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been arrested, and while sitting in the back of a police car, thought to myself, “This ride would be a lot better if the two cops in the front would fuck.”

Ummm, I was imagining two female cops, but whatever.

OHIO — Perry Township police chief Timothy Escola has recently “retired” after being caught on his own dashboard camera kissing fellow officer Janine England — while escorting a suspect in custody. Although hot sex did not occur, some caressing of the genitals definitely happened.

Of course it’s on Youtube! Grab your favorite bottle of lube, and enjoy:

Hottest, horniest female cop ever. I had no idea Ohio was good for something.

With Escola’s retirement, the internal investigation against him was closed. No charges were filed against the female officer, however, the suspect in custody was charged for masturbating in the backseat.

Just kidding, you can’t masturbate in handcuffs unless they’re cuffed in front.

Update: “The prisoner in back was released, along with 100 million other tiny prisoners.” – Brendan W. Gibson @Reddit