Travel back to August 6th, 2009. You’re a 12-year-old girl leaving a friend’s birthday in Ontario, Canada. Outside your friend’s house, a red van pulls up and a creepy-looking man asks you to get in. Despite endless warnings from your parents about talking to strangers, this guy doesn’t seem so bad — so you enter the van.

Oops, that wasn’t a very good idea because you’re about to get raped now.

The van finally pulls up behind a high school over 30 miles away. The creepy man forces himself on you, tearing your clothes off. A neighbor miraculously hears your cries for help and calls the police, who arrive just in time to find you stumbling around outside, half-naked, as the van peels away.

Your rapist is 32-year-old Stanley Tippett and you’ll never forget his face.

“Heyyyy you guyyyyyyyssss!”

You can stop pretending you’re a 12-year-old girl now, unless you’re enjoying it.

Later that morning, police found Tippett’s red van, but it was abandoned. A search of the van uncovered two condoms — both contained DNA from the victim. That day, Tippett was arrested and charged with kidnapping and sexual assault.

Despite the evidence stacked against him, Stanley Tippett maintains his innocence: He didn’t rape that girl. He was carjacked and dumped out of his own van, where he blacked out. When he regained consciousness, a girl had been raped, and he was the suspect.

Here’s a list of other things that Stanley Tippett “didn’t” do:

1) A 15-year-old girl went missing in 1999. Her remains were found over 4 months later in a ravine near Toronto. Stanley Tippett was her neighbor and the main suspect in the murder investigation, but was not charged because of the lack of forensic evidence.

2) In June 2005, Tippett was convicted of harassing a 25-year-old female neighbor, but he received a suspended sentence.

3) In October 2005, Tippett stalked a 21-year-old woman on numerous occasions, claiming that he worked for the local YMCA and that he wanted to hire her for employment. The woman grew suspicious after calling YMCA — they hadn’t heard of Tippett. She notified police and assisted them in staging a “To Catch a Predator”-type meeting with Tippett. Upon his arrest, a search of his vehicle uncovered duct tape, rope, a jackknife, shears, measuring tape, orange pylons, a hammer and long plastic ties. JESUS!

After the October 2005 incident, Tippett was convicted of criminal harassment and attempted kidnapping, and sentenced to 2 years in prison. The judge said, “You are a stalker. You are a predator.”

The only thing prison rehabilitation did for Stanley Tippett was make him want to become a better rapist, and even that didn’t work. This man is clearly fucked.

It’s probably safe to say that Tippett will be going to prison for much longer than 2 years this time. Only 4 innocent women needed to be raped, murdered, or harassed before the law finally caught up with him. But what about his wife and five kids?

That’s right, it gets better. Tippett is not only married with five children, but he also has a pregnant mistress that he’s engaged to.

Stop spreading your rape babies everywhere, Stanley! I may want to have a daughter one day and I don’t want your kid touching her.

Stanley Tippett’s wife, Natalie, and son (future degenerate rapist).

I just wish he would make up his mind.

Stanley, are you gonna rape and murder little girls, stalk young women, or marry dumpy-lookin’ broads and have babies with ‘em? Pick one and go with it!